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PWD 520: Get The Shovel!

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RollSonnenRoll said:
"But always remember that you still suck though! #FightOwensFight"

KO is going soft here lately and I don't like it a damn bit!
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KO is a family man with a little boy around that age. Makes sense that he'd be OK with the little guy, so long as he's not wearing a Cena shirt. After all, KO is a regular guy in a world full of Superstars. He's not a bully himself like, for example, Roman Reigns.
 
Syd said:
Ive known people to shit themselves and be vomiting at the same time because of food poisoning. I didnt really want to entertain the fact he was being lazy. Cause then you have the whole do you stomp it down the drain or pick it up and flush it down the toilet situation.

You dont know love till to you're holding your girlfriends hair back as shes vomiting into a bucket and shitting in the toilet at the same time.
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I had food poisoning once and had that happen. All night long I was sitting on the pot with a trashcan in my lap. Around 9 a.m. or so I awoke, on the can, to the sound of my wife shouting my name in my face, holding my face in her hands.

Her: I just called 911.
Me: What? Why?
Her: Because you just passed out and smacked your head on the wall!
Me: Oh. OK then.
 
Syd said:
Fuck throwing hands just jump straight in with a guillotine choke. At that age no expects it. Everyone expects a kid to throw down, no one expects a kid to jump straight through and sink in a choke. Or throat punch them.
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Oooh, I'm so scared, please don't hurt m...BAM! Dry gulched that son of a bitch!
 
SocraticMethod said:
I had food poisoning once and had that happen. All night long I was sitting on the pot with a trashcan in my lap. Around 9 a.m. or so I awoke, on the can, to the sound of my wife shouting my name in my face, holding my face in her hands.

Her: I just called 911.
Me: What? Why?
Her: Because you just passed out and smacked your head on the wall!
Me: Oh. OK then.
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You ever have to diarrhea in the shower?
 
When I show my friend the pic of the guy I was talking to on Saturday and she says “not a dog but not a suitable Viking for you”

Ok den <DCrying>
 
frenzy said:
When I show my friend the pic of the guy I was talking to on Saturday and she says “not a dog but not a suitable Viking for you”

Ok den <DCrying>
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It's hard to find suitable vikings for a discriminating lady of exquisite tastes, such as yourself.



Probably. I don't know. It's not live I've looked.
 
SocraticMethod said:
It's hard to find suitable vikings for a discriminating lady of exquisite tastes, such as yourself.



Probably. I don't know. It's not live I've looked.
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I mean yeah he’s my height but he was cute!!!!! I fucked it anyway so lmao
 
SocraticMethod said:
I don't recall a specific instance, but the odds are that I have. I once diarrheaed behind a tree while walking home from a party in college.
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I was scared last night, I was throwing up and then I felt the diarrhea coming for a second but it was fine.

My kid was in there handing my sorry ass toilet paper to wipe my face. And he asked why my throw up looked like water, I said because it is water. He left and when I got back to my bed there was a glass of water on my night stand.

<mma1>
 
Minotauro Rex said:
I was scared last night, I was throwing up and then I felt the diarrhea coming for a second but it was fine.

My kid was in there handing my sorry ass toilet paper to wipe my face. And he asked why my throw up looked like water, I said because it is water. He left and when I got back to my bed there was a glass of water on my night stand.

<mma1>
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<DCrying>
 
Rebelfett said:
<DCrying>
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But then I heard him tell his little brother, “Dad was throwing up and he was crying” then they started laughing...

My eyes were watery, I wasn’t crying dammit!
 
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