PWD 520: Get The Shovel!

[Michaelangelo]

I wonder how bad WWE is doing, if they have to break out Old Man Helmsley to do overseas shows. This is the 3rd tour hes had to go on now.

someone has to fill in for Cena

 

[sleepwalk]

Be a Minnie, not a Daisy.

Short term: Betty < Veronica
Long term: Betty > Veronica

Ive known people to shit themselves and be vomiting at the same time because of food poisoning. I didnt really want to entertain the fact he was being lazy. Cause then you have the whole do you stomp it down the drain or pick it up and flush it down the toilet situation.

You dont know love till to you're holding your girlfriends hair back as shes vomiting into a bucket and shitting in the toilet at the same time.

Obviously you get the shit in the toilet if you have to pick between that and puke.

You would think, but people get mighty confused when they start vomiting into the toilet and then all of sudden they start shitting themselves. Ive seen more competent people on LSD tbh.

As soon as I feel the asshole tremor as I'm heaving, I barrel roll into the shower. If I can lean over and puke into the bowl, great. If not, so be it.

 

[A Pennysworth]

someone has to fill in for Cena

And you know Bork Laser isnt traveling to no 3rd world country!!

 

[Stargazer Rex]

feel bad for that kid

I got some advice for that kid that my dad told me once, “GET TOUGH NOW!”

 

[A Pennysworth]

I wonder how many of the roster will come back with gastro?

 

[Stargazer Rex]

this sure did blow up u can tell the kid while talking was like why is this happening to me

GET TOUGH NOW, KEATON!

 

[A Pennysworth]

I got some advice for that kid that my dad told me once, “GET TOUGH NOW!”

And then he threw you off the roof ? I feel like that would complete the story. In fact I feel like this is what Vince would have said to Shane. And hes been trying to prove that ever since.

 

[Stargazer Rex]

Food poisoning? Flu?

I got the flu, I was taking a cool shower trying to lower my fever and I had to involuntary shit. Had to do it in there, good thing it was all liquid so it went right down the drain.

 

[Stargazer Rex]

And then he threw you off the roof ? I feel like that would complete the story. In fact I feel like this is what Vince would have said to Shane. And hes been trying to prove that ever since.

Then he went to the bar and I didn’t see him till the next day.

 

[A Pennysworth]

I got the flu, I was taking a cool shower trying to lower my fever and I had to involuntary shit. Had to do it in there, good thing it was all liquid so it went right down the drain.

My sympathies. Is it normal flu or some exotic kind like Spanish, Asian, Swine or Cat? My Wolverine like immune system means I hardly ever get the flu. I get cluster headaches, but my Dr assures me that its only adamantium poisoning my brain and should go away soon.

 

[A Pennysworth]

Then he went to the bar and I didn’t see him till the next day.

He didnt just set the bar, he went to the bar!!!!!! ( awesome dad joke well done!)

 

[Michaelangelo]

I got some advice for that kid that my dad told me once, “GET TOUGH NOW!”

needs to start throwing hands

 

[A Pennysworth]

Well that was a game of football i guess..........

 

[Stargazer Rex]

My sympathies. Is it normal flu or some exotic kind like Spanish, Asian, Swine or Cat? My Wolverine like immune system means I hardly ever get the flu. I get cluster headaches, but my Dr assures me that its only adamantium poisoning my brain and should go away soon.

Just regular flu. I think I’ll be good tomorrow, on the plus side I lost 8 pounds the past two days.

 

[sleepwalk]

I got some advice for that kid that my dad told me once, “GET TOUGH NOW!”

My initial thought was that somebody should show the poor kid how to do a proper headbutt. (Preferably Samoan but Premier League would be grand.)

However, 1) it looks like the kid may have a disability of some sort and 2) the "zero tolerance" schools have on violence these days enables bullying like old dairy does for bacteria. The kid can get punked, pantsed, picked on, etc, but, if he pushes, punches, or perfect-plexes them back, he's expelled and the bullies get to miss gym for two years to get counselling for their trauma.

 

[Michaelangelo]

I got the flu, I was taking a cool shower trying to lower my fever and I had to involuntary shit. Had to do it in there, good thing it was all liquid so it went right down the drain.

 

[lordsai]

GET TOUGH NOW, KEATON!

i personally would tell that kid kick the bullys ass it worked for my brother

 

[Stargazer Rex]

 

[A Pennysworth]

Fuck throwing hands just jump straight in with a guillotine choke. At that age no expects it. Everyone expects a kid to throw down, no one expects a kid to jump straight through and sink in a choke. Or throat punch them.

 

[Michaelangelo]

should've tied a giant garbage bag around your ass lmao