PWD 406*: Meltzer Makes Many "Manly" Marks Mad

[Stargazer Rex]

Hey, I like Nirvana too. We're perfect for each other!

And you also like women's butts and she has a butt.

 

[SocraticMethod]

And you also like women's butts and she has a butt.

Good call, Rex. If it turns out she likes having her butt smacked, poked, and eaten, I'll just go ahead and order the wedding invitations now.

 

[BotchMan]

Using the reasoning taught to me in law school the use of the word "a" rather than "the" before World Championship implies that there is more than one of them.

Isn't that just a basic English concept and not necessarily a legal term?

 

[Stargazer Rex]

Isn't that just a basic English concept and not necessarily a legal term?

 

[SocraticMethod]

Isn't that just a basic English concept and not necessarily a legal term?

Fuck you.

 

[Stargazer Rex]

Lmao

 

[SocraticMethod]

BOOM!

 

[Stargazer Rex]

Why did the packers go for that on 4th down?

 

[Stargazer Rex]

TELL ME WHY DAMN IT!?

 

[BotchMan]

TELL ME WHY DAMN IT!?

McCarthy is a can and should of let A-Rod go on a play action, the success rate of 4th and 1 hb dives seems to have drastically gone down across the league this year

 

[BotchMan]

Fuck you.

AINT NEED NO LAW DEGREE TO SPEAK ENGLISH BOIIIII

 

[Ozymandias]

What an awful playcall

 

[BotchMan]

Rodgers super-hero ability to make something out of nothing has kept that can McCarthy employed for eight years

 

[SocraticMethod]

Why did the packers go for that on 4th down?

I dunno. Why didn't the Giants go for 2?

 

[SocraticMethod]

AINT NEED NO LAW DEGREE TO SPEAK ENGLISH BOIIIII

That's actually most of what I do. For more money that you could ever dream of, little fella.



You know, unless you become a lawyer too. Then whatever.

 

[Stargazer Rex]

Well that escalated quickly...

 

[SocraticMethod]

The Packers should be disqualified from this contest.

 

[Stargazer Rex]

I dunno. Why didn't the Giants go for 2?

A lot fuckery is afoot.

Good game tho

 

[Stargazer Rex]

More fuckery! Lmao

 

[SocraticMethod]

Seriously, though, @Batfish, reading and understanding plain English is a big part of being a lawyer. It's how you make sure contracts say what you actually want them to say. Things like the use of "a" instead of "the" or the placement of a comma are often a point of argument. Definitions of seemingly every day words are too. If wrestling were real life, and you wanted the winner to get a shot at the WWE Championship, the contract should say that specifically. If this was real and it just said "the winner gets a shot at a world championship" that's way too vague. One could argue the tag titles are "a world championship" for example.