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Perfect face storyline for Owens.

It's the Rumble, he's in one of these convoluted "Loser of the match becomes number 1" matches, knowing how things are in WWE, it'll be an 8 man tournament, where the loser advances.

Anyways, he's number 1, and instead of saying "I'm gonna win the Royal Rumble", he says "This isn't the Royal Rumble... this is "The Kevin Owens has been screwed over by the idiots in charge and is Number 1 in the Royal Rumble so in response to that, he is going to powerbomb EVERYBODY in what can be considered a veritable Powerbomb Bonanza" Royal Rumble, 29 men WILL be Powerbombed! And Sami Zayn is going to get 2 because I don't like him".

And then when there's one of those stupid group promos where everyone says "I'm gonna win the Rumble "Nu-uh, I am", Owens just says "I'm going to powerbomb you! I'm gonna powerbomb you, I'm gonna powerbomb you... and you're gonna get at least 2 because I don't like your stupid face!"

That way, you can have him last a while, delivering on his promise to powerbomb everybody, and people start routing for him to do it, and then he gets eliminated, people don't think he's gonna do it... until he comes back a few times to deliver more powerbombs.

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Bugs are going to be here today. Probably dead...
 
Perfect face storyline for Owens.

It's the Rumble, he's in one of these convoluted "Loser of the match becomes number 1" matches, knowing how things are in WWE, it'll be an 8 man tournament, where the loser advances.

Anyways, he's number 1, and instead of saying "I'm gonna win the Royal Rumble", he says "This isn't the Royal Rumble... this is "The Kevin Owens has been screwed over by the idiots in charge and is Number 1 in the Royal Rumble so in response to that, he is going to powerbomb EVERYBODY in what can be considered a veritable Powerbomb Bonanza" Royal Rumble, 29 men WILL be Powerbombed! And Sami Zayn is going to get 2 because I don't like him".

And then when there's one of those stupid group promos where everyone says "I'm gonna win the Rumble!!" "Nu-uh, I am" "You're both wrong, I am!", Owens just says "I'm going to powerbomb you! I'm gonna powerbomb you, I'm gonna powerbomb you... and you're gonna get at least 2 because I don't like your stupid face!"

That way, you can have him last a while, delivering on his promise to powerbomb everybody, and people start routing for him to do it, and then he gets eliminated, people don't think he's gonna do it... until he comes back a few times to deliver more powerbombs.

God damn it, Smigg, you've done it again!
 


God damn it, can someone get the greatest living American some damn weights!
 


God damn it, can someone get the greatest living American some damn weights!


Last November I stayed at a resort in Florida with my uncle. The place was on the beach, had several bars and a restaurant. But the "fitness center" consisted of some dumb machine that was like a bowflex with two weight stacks and it was shoved in the corner of a a room that was little bigger than a jail cell.
 
Last November I stayed at a resort in Florida with my uncle. The place was on the beach, had several bars and a restaurant. But the "fitness center" consisted of some dumb machine that was like a bowflex with two weight stacks and it was shoved in the corner of a a room that was little bigger than a jail cell.

Yeah, most hotel gyms I've been to suck ass. If you are lucky you will get at least some dumbells, but they only go up to 30lbs. I guess that's good enough if you are pre teen girl.
 
Yeah, most hotel gyms I've been to suck ass. If you are lucky you will get at least some dumbells, but they only go up to 30lbs. I guess that's good enough if you are pre teen girl.

I stayed at a Candlewood suits in Tulsa for 2 months when I transferred from the field to corporate at my job. They at least had a bench, dumbbells up to 50 lbs., a recumbent bike, eliptical and two tread mills.

It sucks but I was able to make due with it by doing like 100 rep sets lol.

Is it really that hard to go on Craigslist, get a standard home gym bench, a bar, dozen plates and a plate tree for your million dollar hotel?
 
I stayed at a Candlewood suits in Tulsa for 2 months when I transferred from the field to corporate at my job. They at least had a bench, dumbbells up to 50 lbs., a recumbent bike, eliptical and two tread mills.

It sucks but I was able to make due with it by doing like 100 rep sets lol.

Is it really that hard to go on Craigslist, get a standard home gym bench, a bar, dozen plates and a plate tree for your million dollar hotel?
Probably a liability thing
 
I stayed at a Candlewood suits in Tulsa for 2 months when I transferred from the field to corporate at my job. They at least had a bench, dumbbells up to 50 lbs., a recumbent bike, eliptical and two tread mills.

It sucks but I was able to make due with it by doing like 100 rep sets lol.

Is it really that hard to go on Craigslist, get a standard home gym bench, a bar, dozen plates and a plate tree for your million dollar hotel?

Seriously, I bought like 550lbs of plates with a good bar for like 150$ on Craigslist. The only thing I bought new was the squat rack and bench and stationary bike off amazon for about 100$. I don't need these retarded machines to hit the muscle at an 80 degree axis so I can see the Big Dipper and make the muscle look all pretty.
 
Seriously, I bought like 550lbs of plates with a good bar for like 150$ on Craigslist. The only thing I bought new was the squat rack and bench and stationary bike off amazon for about 100$. I don't need these retarded machines to hit the muscle at an 80 degree axis so I can see the Big Dipper and make the muscle look all pretty.

I'm starting to feel better so I'm looking to build my home gym now. I priced for about $350 a good solid bench, bar, plate tree, recumbent bike (easier on the knees) and a couple hundred pounds of plates. Essentially I think I'll be able to hit everything I used to go to the gym for and after cancelling the membership will end up paying for itself in less than a year.
 
Couldn't they have them sign some paperwork when they check in saying something like if they choose to use their gym they assume all risks?

Or just add it to the fine print on the check in agreement. "If this facility is equipped with fitness equipment, your decision to use said equipment waives property owner from all liability" etc
 
I'm starting to feel better so I'm looking to build my home gym now. I priced for about $350 a good solid bench, bar, plate tree, recumbent bike (easier on the knees) and a couple hundred pounds of plates. Essentially I think I'll be able to hit everything I used to go to the gym for and after cancelling the membership will end up paying for itself in less than a year.

Yeah, my home gym payed for itself after a couple years. Im thinking of getting a dip stand and a cheap rowing machine next. The only thing I miss from the gym was the machine to do face pulls. Those really helped my shoulders when I was benching all the time.
 
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