PWD 385: Suplex City Is Permantely Closed

[deezy]

can someone give me cliffs about SS

Cruiserweights suck
Toronto was neckbeard central
Ten count was used too much
Holy shit Bork jobbed in under two minutes
American Alpha not being used properly
Ten man smackdown vs Raw was the showstopper.

 

[Smigg]

And it was on the WWE Network which is 9.99 a month.

 

[frenz]

Cruiserweights suck
Toronto was neckbeard central
Ten count was used too much
Holy shit Bork jobbed in under two minutes
American Alpha not being used properly
Ten man smackdown vs Raw was the showstopper.

who the fuck are american alpha

 

[deezy]

who the fuck are american alpha

Only Smackdowns good teams.

 

[Smigg]

 

[Smigg]

 

[frenz]

Only Smackdowns good teams.

i dont watch that poverty show

 

[Smigg]

The NFL have rubbed a little salt in Lesnar's scripted wounds, by showing Lesnar's NFL "Highlights" with Goldberg's.

 

[A Pennysworth]

Cruiserweights were awesome. Some of those moves were almost deadly.

 

[Michaelangelo]

can someone give me cliffs about SS

 

[FamousSFO]

James Ellsworth has a better theme than American Alpha

 

[Michaelangelo]

The NFL have rubbed a little salt in Lesnar's scripted wounds, by showing Lesnar's NFL "Highlights" with Goldberg's.

best for business

 

[deezy]

 

[frenz]

thanks buddy.

thoughts:

gtfo bayley
charlotte & becky are light years ahead
what was the whole angle with nikki, who attacked her? isn't natalya a heel why would she give a fack
lmao @ fandango/breeze stripper angle. im here for it
new day continuing to push the PG boundary lols
shining stars have one of the best themes. shame they are cans
lol sami's hand to maryse
full shield reunion [smull1]
why did seth have his shirt on the entire time
looool @ the cheesy golberg entrance. cringed. i imagine the kids loved it though, i was a berg mark as a kid
what was the point of squashing bork..

 

[Fonx]

Everyone freaking out after the Main Event and no one has yet realized the kind of money Goldberg and Lesnar made for just 1 minute and 15 seconds.

 

[J Danger]

would pop for a typical 5 minute Goldberg squash

Wwe is about the make Brock 0-2 against goldberg just for the lol just watch

This needs to be a squash

A squash for goldberg

Jesus Christ

WHAT THE FUCK!?

SERIOUSLY!?

AHAHAHAHAHA

HOLY SHIT WTF....

LOL. Trilogy at Wrestlemania?

Da Fuck!

This is the dumbest shit

holy shit

Jesus Christ

lmao

WTF hahahahaha.

What in the serious fuck?

LMAO

Holy shit wtf?

one more

LMAO

What

MARKING OUT!!!!!!

da fuq?

Awesome!!!

Thats was dumb

 

[Fonx]

Here is why I think it actually can be brilliant booking in the long run. Despite being 50 years old, Goldberg still has that machina aura, now you book it like that and you can sell it as Brock got caught off guard and it was a "fluke". You got the shock value, you put Goldberg in the same level as Brock and in a weird way Brock´s aura isn´t hurt as bad as losing a close back and forth match.

Of course for this to make sense and for Brock to gain all the momentum back needs to wreck the entire Raw roster tonight and put Goldberg on a bloody beating in the rematch.

 

[frenz]

Everyone freaking out after the Main Event and no one has yet realized the kind of money Goldberg and Lesnar made for just 1 minute and 15 seconds.

why do i give a fuck. im not their spouse or accountant

 

[Max Power]

Hmmm... not crazy about the idea of jobbing Brock to a 50 year old dude in 90 seconds. They can fix this but I have little faith in WWE doing that. (Seriously can we skip forward a few months and get to the part where we all look back and say this was nonsensical, because that's what is likely to happen.)

Also, I always get a chuckle out of the WWE apologists here who can't handle any criticism of WWE. Three arguments I have already seen:

1 - It's 9.99!
And?? So what Just because WWE have devalued their shows, doesn't mean we should expect an inferior show.

2 - The story was that Brock underestimated Goldberg!
Funny how I am only hearing that now, almost as if it were an excuse to explain away a finish that didn't add up or something... I distinctly recall Goldberg's return promo talking about how he was an old man with "maybe one last Jackhammer in him."

3 - Aw c'mon guys! It's just wrestling!
Yeah, I am gonna hold WWE to the standards that they themselves say they want to be held to. "We're not wrestling! We're just like any other scripted show!!!" OK then, your storytelling is sub par at best, embarassing and pathetic at worst.

 

[deezy]

Remember when Taker kicked Brock in the balls and beat him?

Remember when Brock put over Cena and Triple H clean?

Dudes bulletproof, we oversell the importance of wins and losses when it isn't the focal point of a feud. It's a transition into a deeper story.