PWD 321: Brock's supplements were obviously tainted

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Smigg said:
Jericho told a great story about that from when he was just starting out. He was facing a guy named Bulldog Bob Brown (I think it was that, it's been a while). Bulldog Bob was also the booker, and he booked a match with Jericho, and told him to cut a promo.

Jericho does the promo "Bulldog Bob Brown! You're old, you're fat, you're slow, and you weren't even any good when you were younger. I'm younger, I'm faster and I'm better than you ever were. You don't have a chance against me! I'm going to beat the hell out of you and it's gonna be easy!" or something along those lines.

BBB then said "That was the dumbest promo I have ever heard, because you've made yourself look stupid". Jericho, new in the business said "Why?", BBB then said "Because all you did was say how old, slow, fat and terrible I am, and when I beat you... and I WILL be beating you... you just lost to the fat, slow, old man who was never any good, so what does that make you as the guy who loses to him?!"
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yeah, he could have just talked about how BBB may have run the territory and may be the man, have the experience, but he is the younger faster athlete on the rise and he's taking over or some such crap.

in this case, KO could have heeled it up more about the Japanese favoritism towards Japanese stars and played up his American/Canadian oustider status and how he's the best and will outshine them. Instead he comes off as some kid coming down to the minor leagues to compete because he can't get invited to legit competition.
 
BAM said:
yeah, he could have just talked about how BBB may have run the territory and may be the man, have the experience, but he is the younger faster athlete on the rise and he's taking over or some such crap.

in this case, KO could have heeled it up more about the Japanese favoritism towards Japanese stars and played up his American/Canadian oustider status and how he's the best and will outshine them. Instead he comes off as some kid coming down to the minor leagues to compete because he can't get invited to legit competition.
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It's sort of like the "J'Lo Method of Celebrity Interview", you go Compliment, Compliment, Question.

So, it would be, "You're in an action role and you REALLY looked like you belonged in that role, and at 44 it's like you're getting younger, what sort of training did you do for the role?"

Similar thing for the wrestling promo, positive, positive, however.

"John Cena, you're a 15 time World Champion, One of the greatest of all time, but this Sunday at Battleground, you've got the biggest fight of your life coming at you".
 
Smigg said:
It's sort of like the "J'Lo Method of Celebrity Interview", you go Compliment, Compliment, Question.

So, it would be, "You're in an action role and you REALLY looked like you belonged in that role, and at 44 it's like you're getting younger, what sort of training did you do for the role?"

Similar thing for the wrestling promo, positive, positive, however.

"John Cena, you're a 15 time World Champion, One of the greatest of all time, but this Sunday at Battleground, you've got the biggest fight of your life coming at you".
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Simple:
"When I was in Japan, I watched you became the icon of NXT. Finn Balor, you are NXT icon. If I want to be the champion, I have to beat the icon. I have to beat you."

Mike drop.

Or Samoa Joe: "Nakamura may be the King of Strong Style. But I am the Emperor!"

On the other hand Cena totally fucked with AJ Styles a month ago. But he likes to do that.

And the legendary Rock burial to Booker T, "Who are you?"
 
warriorscomeout said:
She still on Total Divas?
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She got fired, she stuck her own head in the guillotine by tweeting out support for Ryback when he went on that whole communistic diatribe of "Everyone should be paid the same".
 
"You're a jacked up 335 lbs of chemically created ultimate suplex machine, half man, half God and half testosterone and maybe the scariest being on the planet to get in the squared circle with but I'm going to show you what a 225 lbs of man who isn't scared of you can do to you at Summerslam."
 
Smigg said:
She got fired, she stuck her own head in the guillotine by tweeting out support for Ryback when he went on that whole communistic diatribe of "Everyone should be paid the same".
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I stopped watching because of her. And some guido. I've tried to erase the memories.
 
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Simple:
"When I was in Japan, I watched you became the icon of NXT. Finn Balor, you are NXT icon. If I want to be the champion, I have to beat the icon. I have to beat you."

Mike drop.

Or Samoa Joe: "Nakamura may be the King of Strong Style. But I am the Emperor!"

On the other hand Cena totally fucked with AJ Styles a month ago. But he likes to do that.

And the legendary Rock burial to Booker T, "Who are you?"
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warriorscomeout said:
"You're a jacked up 335 lbs of chemically created ultimate suplex machine, half man, half God and half testosterone and maybe the scariest being on the planet to get in the squared circle with but I'm going to show you what a 225 lbs of man who isn't scared of you can do to you at Summerslam."
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That's one thing I'd LOVE to see someone bring up to Brock in a promo. It's all tough guy posturing, yeah, Brock, you might be all this, but I ain't scared.

I'd love it if it was a case of

"Brock Lesnar! Many believe that you are perhaps the most dominant entity on WWE history, NCAA, WWE and UFC Heavyweight Champion, the Mayor of Suplex City, you ended the streak, you destroy everyone in your path, and taken everything you have ever wanted. At SummerSlam, you can't take anything, because you are fighting a man who has no championship, no regard for his own well-being, barely any self-respect, and there is NOTHING you can do to me that is any worse than what I can and have done to myself over the course of my time in the world.

You come into the match, throw a few suplexes, F-5 me, maybe twist my arm into an ungodly position leaving me screaming in agony, but the fact of the matter is, you sit on a thone not made of gold, but of a precarious pile of scrap pulled from the wasteland, and one wrong move, one little shift in it's integrity, and it all comes crashing down. You NEED this, I only WANT this, because if you win, well congratulations, you won a fight in which you were the heavy favourite... but if I win.. if the unthinkable happens and the lion is felled by a mere splinter, then what?! What becomes of the beast, the conquerer Brock Lesnar?! It all crumbles to dust, the emporer doesn't have any clothes, and I am going to show the world."
 
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