PWD 253: Part Time, Special Attractions return

[Slick_36]

I just wonder if I overthink the injuries and stiff shots. I never felt a thing when I wrestled, but I know shit can go real wrong real fast. I don't want to get there to puss out.

 

[A Pennysworth]

Batista the Bisexual.

 

[Stargazer Rex]

Batista the Bisexual.

 

[Slick_36]

I'm not a bodybuilder like Batista. I will need to be a good worker to get over. I know I can get there on a technical level, but that's only half the game.

 

[Slick_36]

I'm like 6' and 180 lbs right now. Getting in to shape I should be a pretty lean 190 lbs. Growing up that was way too small to make it, but it seems like that's changing.

 

[A Pennysworth]

I just wonder if I overthink the injuries and stiff shots. I never felt a thing when I wrestled, but I know shit can go real wrong real fast. I don't want to get there to puss out.

Guys from the Australian Wrestling Federation appear at Supernova comic con every year seem to enjoy themselves. And its bascially a hobby for them here. Go for it imo.

 

[Slick_36]

If I had a twin of myself, we could put on some epic shit lol.

 

[A Pennysworth]

You heard it here first. Clearly he was the Charlie Sheen of the WWE. Any man who has a belly button tattoo and jewellery, likes to express his feminine side.

 

[Slick_36]

The question would be where to go. Amarillo is right by me and there's a small promotion out there I think, but I might go to Florida and go to Dory Funk Jr's school.

 

[Stargazer Rex]

You heard it here first. Clearly he was the Charlie Sheen of the WWE. Any man who has a belly button tattoo and jewellery, likes to express his feminine side.

Supposedly both Sheen and Batista had giant dongs.

The plot thickens...

 

[A Pennysworth]

Supposedly both Sheen and Batista had giant dongs.

The plot thickens...

Thats not the only thing that thickened around them.....

 

[A Pennysworth]

The question would be where to go. Amarillo is right by me and there's a small promotion out there I think, but I might go to Florida and go to Dory Funk Jr's school.

As long as you dont get a Bill Demott type of trainer, that crushes your dream.

 

[Slick_36]

As long as you dont get a Bill Demott type of trainer, that crushes your dream.

That seems to be more common than not from what I've heard. Though things are changing.

 

[Pittie Petey]

"Crushing Puss" is perhaps the best thing that came out of this season of South Park, and it was a great season.

They stole that line from Jerry Stiller in Heartbreak Kid
An underappreciated comedic masterpiece that you all should watch

"Come on son let's go to Vegas and crush some pussies!"

 

[oddballposter]

As long as you dont get a Bill Demott type of trainer, that crushes your dream.

Shattered dreams

 

[HereticBD]

Dude is 70, think more appearances would be good but I'm unsure if a full time return is actually feasible...

Vince isn't your typical 70 year-old. He's ripped like Arnold in the 80's. If he can maintain the crazy workout regiment it would take to look like that, he can show up to RAW every week.

I think he should show up just enough to run a storyline enough that can turn the "Authority" faces...

Vince takes over running things. His decisions start out good but eventually they get more and more chaotic and insane. Enough that Trips and Steph feel like they have to step in to right ship, they start promoting the Faces over the Heels.

And when Rollins returns.. he returns as a face and can still be "the Man" for the authority

Something like that. Vince is so good at being a heel, that he probably could turn HHH and Steph face.

Bottom line though, he makes the product better. He's gotta be there.

 

[HereticBD]

Does anyone remember the NEW Midnight Express? Bombastic Bob Holly and Bodacious Bart Gunn LOL

Cornette thought he was bringing real wrestling back to show all these "Attitude" fans what wrasslin is all about.

It's basically my go to "nope" reasoning, when anyone starts praising Cornette as if he should be running things.

He knows his shit, and is fun to listen to, but he's an out of touch old redneck who probably thinks Bobby Eaton was a better entertainer than The Rock.

 

[Pittie Petey]

Did Cornette actually create the New Midnight Express though or did WWF force that on him and hes being blamed for it

 

[HereticBD]

Did Cornette actually create the New Midnight Express though or did WWF force that on him and hes being blamed for it

New Midnight Express being "forced" on Cornette....LOL.

Dude talks about the Midnight Express like Micheal Hayes talks about the fuckin' Freebirds. They all agreed on the stupid idea, so they're all guilty, but I guarantee you that Cornette loved the idea regardless of who came up with it.

I remember him talking about why they didn't work in one of his shoots. From what I remember, none of his reasons were "It was a stupid fucking idea".

 

[Pittie Petey]

So you have no idea but youre still gonna argue that youre correct
Got it