PWD PWD 1231: 6'3", 240, 9 inches IWGP World Champ Edition

[Based God]

“The AI service has suggested Bobby Lashley should return as someone who was “obsessed with Japanese culture and history.””

Their AI wants someone that doesn't work there to be Lord Tensai

Would be hilarious if their AI just scans results of old shows and randomly suggests any wrestler that has ever worked there and any random gimmick that has appeared on the show.

Watch it suggest some random person like Terry Taylor come in as The Repo Man or some shit

"Terry Taylor as someone that wears a burglars mask and repossesses cars and other belongings"

 

[Excelsior]

Just wait until we start getting AI generated matches. Can't wait to see Bruno vs Logan Paul or Hulk vs Dom.

 

[Kowboy On Sherdog]

@Stargazer Rex

 

[Kowboy On Sherdog]

 

[Kowboy On Sherdog]

 

[Pittie Petey]

Cody should stumble out to the ring drunker than Jake The Snake, gripping a bottle in his fist and tell all the kiddies how much better he feels about being a loser when he swigs Wheatley's Vodka and how it makes all the pain go away


That'll move some fucking "product"

 

[Based God]

Just wait until we start getting AI generated matches. Can't wait to see Bruno vs Logan Paul or Hulk vs Dom.

I've seen some pretty funny WWE AI videos already the last few weeks. Biggie vs. 2Pac with full entrances and cutting promos on each other.

Heel Martin Luther King Jr. cutting some hilarious promos.

All kinds of crazy shit.

 

[Based God]

Cody should stumble out to the ring drunker than Jake The Snake, gripping a bottle in his fist and tell all the kiddies how much better he feels about being a loser when he swigs Wheatley's Vodka and how it makes all the pain go away


That'll move some fucking "product"

Later in the show, cut to backstage with Cody staggering around, runs in to Randy Orton

Randy: "Cody, you need to cheer up a bit, let's do a shot of Fireball Cinnamon Whiskey, that'll be sure to up your spirits"

Basically just a continuation of the Fireball gimmick they're already running anyway.

 

[Pittie Petey]

Later in the show, cut to backstage with Cody staggering around, runs in to Randy Orton

Randy: "Cody, you need to cheer up a bit, let's do a shot of Fireball Cinnamon Whiskey, that'll be sure to up your spirits"

Basically just a continuation of the Fireball gimmick they're already running anyway.

Oh geez, I didnt know they had more alcohol sponsorships going on, not a coincidence that they got two of ole Pete's favorites pumping that poison, either, definitely another message from that piece of shit Mark Shapiro directed right at yours truly


Wont be long til we see La Hiedra chugging some Negra Modelo tall boys and talking about how this cerveza delicioso helps her keep her womanly figure

 

[Kowboy On Sherdog]

Later in the show, cut to backstage with Cody staggering around, runs in to Randy Orton

Randy: "Cody, you need to cheer up a bit, let's do a shot of Fireball Cinnamon Whiskey, that'll be sure to up your spirits"

Basically just a continuation of the Fireball gimmick they're already running anyway.

 

[Based God]

Their new AI gimmick can have that explosion and IGNITE THE NITE flash across the screen every time Randy hits an RKO now.

 

[Stargazer Rex]

Oh geez, I didnt know they had more alcohol sponsorships going on, not a coincidence that they got two of ole Pete's favorites pumping that poison, either, definitely another message from that piece of shit Mark Shapiro directed right at yours truly


Wont be long til we see La Hiedra chugging some Negra Modelo tall boys and talking about how this cerveza delicioso helps her keep her womanly figure

Thanks, """TKO"""

Kids across the country:

 

[Pittie Petey]

Their new AI gimmick can have that explosion and IGNITE THE NITE flash across the screen every time Randy hits an RKO now.

You just gave them a great idea, every single move in every single match is gonna have its own sponsorship and the whole show is gonna look like a fighting video game with hella nonstop BOOM! BANG! POW! all over the screen, except each one will be a different sponsors logo



Every match finna be like

 

[Stargazer Rex]

I follow this hot chick on IG. She used to be pretty wholesome. Latina from Texas. Now she's going out every night getting drunk. Promoting dingy clubs and whatnot. Must have been watching WWE. If I see her drinking Wheatleys Im unfollowing her ass!

 

[Pittie Petey]

I follow this hot chick on IG. She used to be pretty wholesome. Latina from Texas. Now she's going out every night getting drunk. Promoting dingy clubs and whatnot. Must have been watching WWE. If I see her drinking Wheatleys Im unfollowing her ass!

Its your own fault for following one of them flour tortilla eating dirtbags in the first place!

Not hatin', just statin'

 

[Stargazer Rex]

Its your own fault for following one of them flour tortilla eating dirtbags in the first place!

Not hatin', just statin'

Lord knows Im weak!

 

[Stargazer Rex]

I shouldnt have ate that damn Taco Bell at 2am last night. My acid reflux is acting up. Doctor told me once I stopped drinking it would get better. It's been over 4 years and it still burns dammit! The poison has permanently scorched my flesh!

 

[Batjester]

Just wait until we start getting AI generated matches. Can't wait to see Bruno vs Logan Paul or Hulk vs Dom.

Dom goes over clean.

 

[Pittie Petey]

I shouldnt have ate that damn Taco Bell at 2am last night. My acid reflux is acting up. Doctor told me once I stopped drinking it would get better. It's been over 4 years and it still burns dammit! The poison has permanently scorched my flesh!

What did you order?

Was it soft tacos!?!?!!!!

 

[Batjester]

I shouldnt have ate that damn Taco Bell at 2am last night. My acid reflux is acting up. Doctor told me once I stopped drinking it would get better. It's been over 4 years and it still burns dammit! The poison has permanently scorched my flesh!

You need a piece of cake or 6 to counter the Taco Bell.



Also, you got 4 minutes until Smackdown. This is your warning.