Beans are disgusting and I can’t stand the texture. Hummus is okay, but I only eat it fit the protein.
Sara, you just reminded me of something, I was gonna try hummus for the first time ever the other day when I was at a restaurant in the nice little white enclave of Pleasant Hill but then I saw they had onion rings so I got that instead
But you know what I did try for the first time ever, a frickin' wrap!
It was a buffalo chicken spinach wrap so I thought it was wrapped in spinach leafs so I got it cause I wanted to keep my carbs down before I headed over to the Nelly & JaRule concert that night, I was drinking lots of beers, you see
Plus, I had just ate onion rings for an appetizer
So I ordered that, with a fresh fruit on the side, but when they brought it to me, it wasnt spinach leafs, it was a frickin' green tortilla!
I was like "Whoa, lady, why you trying to swerve me, this aint spinach, its a gulldang tortilla and a moldy one at that!"
And she was all "No, thats a spinach wrap, thats why its green"
Im thinking I know a tortilla when I see one but ok
I gotta be honest though, it was quite delicious!
Lots of Buffalo chicken and avocado and corns and greens wrapped in a spinach based tortilla!
What will they think of next
Ole Pete walked outta that restaurant feeling gentrified as fuck with a whole new outlook on life
Oh boy, I cant wait for that next WWE presents flippy Mexican rasslin special!
