PWD PWD 1226: "Paris AJ Styles"

[RollSonnenRoll]

Those "8 minute standing ovation!" gimmicks at film festivals are weird. What do you do after the first 30 seconds? You can only wave to the crowd and say thank you so much

 

[Pittie Petey]

I watched this when it first came out and went in completely cold. About 30 minutes in I thought to myself "This seems like a movie Ben Foster would be in" and then like, 15 minutes later fucking Ben Foster shows up

I really liked it but I agree that the heavy emotional ending just didn't strike a chord with me. There wasn't enough equity in the characters for it. I enjoyed it though.

Yea, I went in fresh when I saw it on Netflix last night so when his soldiers all lined up I got several sudden quick charges in a row


"Holy shit, thats Jonathan Majors, and thats the stoner from Dazed And Confused, theres Timothee Chalamet, hey mongoloid Matt Damon!"


It was a bit of a thrill LoL

 

[Pittie Petey]

Those "8 minute standing ovation!" gimmicks at film festivals are weird. What do you do after the first 30 seconds? You can only wave to the crowd and say thank you so much

And do the hands over heart over and over and over again

 

[Sycho Sid]

Yea, I went in fresh when I saw it on Netflix last night so when his soldiers all lined up I got several sudden quick charges in a row


"Holy shit, thats Jonathan Majors, and thats the stoner from Dazed And Confused, theres Timothee Chalamet, hey mongoloid Matt Damon!"


It was a bit of a thrill LoL

Mongoloid Matt Damon is Jesse Plemons.

His nickname for awhile was Meth Damon because most people were introduced to him during Breaking Bad

 

[Pittie Petey]

Mongoloid Matt Damon is Jesse Plemons.

His nickname for awhile was Meth Damon because most people were introduced to him during Breaking Bad

I first saw him in the opening scene of Black Mass when his giant fat head and horrible gross face was 100 feet huge up on the Silver Screen

 

[RollSonnenRoll]

And do the hands over heart over and over and over again

"No, I love you too!"

 

[RollSonnenRoll]

Wild Cat Willie in the background

 

[Pittie Petey]

Wild Cat Willie in the background

I was about to say now thats a gimmick WWE should bring back but then I was like nope, shut the fuck up, asshole, cause you know its only a matter of time til they got costumed mascots running around in sombreros all over AAA, handing out bags of pork rinds to all the kiddies

 

[Based God]

I first saw him in the opening scene of Black Mass when his giant fat head and horrible gross face was 100 feet huge up on the Silver Screen

I used to love the movie Observe and Report and would watch it every couple of months to get a good chuckle. He was in it as the guy that quit the food court to join the security crew. Ever since then I always rooted for the guy, had no idea who the fuck he was, but he would always randomly pop up in and movies and I'd give him the ol Leo point and be like "Charles from the food court"

 

[Pittie Petey]

I used to love the movie Observe and Report and would watch it every couple of months to get a good chuckle. He was in it as the guy that quit the food court to join the security crew. Ever since then I always rooted for the guy, had no idea who the fuck he was, but he would always randomly pop up in and movies and I'd give him the ol Leo point and be like "Charles from the food court"

Several people talked about this movie in my Favorite Mall Movies thread that I made in the Mayberry last week, I never seen it before but now I'm piqued

 

[RollSonnenRoll]

I was about to say now thats a gimmick WWE should bring back but then I was like nope, shut the fuck up, asshole, cause you know its only a matter of time til they got costumed mascots running around in sombreros all over AAA, handing out bags of pork rinds to all the kiddies

 

[Pittie Petey]

The Rampage vs Syko Stu thread in the heavies is hilarious in its stupidity but its also kind of interesting, so many frickin' dummies in there think it was a "prop can" that Stu hit Rampage Jr with and they refuse to listen to anything that says it was a real can

"It was a prop can, bro, do you know how hard a real empty aluminum beer can is"

Yea, its actually not really that hard

Anyhoo, it made me realize how many people out there still dont know how exposed pro wrestling is and maybe if these fucking jackasses would stop holding press conferences on twitter and telling all the secrets every week on podcasts that you might just be able to regain a small sense of the mystery that used to surround this fine bidness


Yea, I know, I'm still a mark...

 

[RollSonnenRoll]

I used to love the movie Observe and Report and would watch it every couple of months to get a good chuckle. He was in it as the guy that quit the food court to join the security crew. Ever since then I always rooted for the guy, had no idea who the fuck he was, but he would always randomly pop up in and movies and I'd give him the ol Leo point and be like "Charles from the food court"

Several people talked about this movie in my Favorite Mall Movies thread that I made in the Mayberry last week, I never seen it before but now I'm piqued

I've always wondered how many people went in expecting this jovial Paul Blart clone and it's this really depressing, bleak black comedy. I'll always appreciate it for introducing me to It's Late

 

[Based God]

Several people talked about this movie in my Favorite Mall Movies thread that I made in the Mayberry last week, I never seen it before but now I'm piqued

It's a movie that's pretty divisive. A lot of people absolutely hate it because of the type of humor it has. A lot of really wild humor and scenes

It has a solid cast. Seth Rogen playing a character that's way different then all of his other movies where he basically plays himself. Michael Pena is hilarious. Ray Liotta is great. Anna Faris is sexy as fuck as an obnoxious stuck up makeup counter girl. Aziz Ansari as a pervert Indian guy working one of the kiosks.

 

[Pittie Petey]

It's a movie that's pretty divisive. A lot of people absolutely hate it because of the type of humor it has. A lot of really wild humor and scenes

It has a solid cast. Seth Rogen playing a character that's way different then all of his other movies where he basically plays himself. Michael Pena is hilarious. Ray Liotta is great. Anna Faris is sexy as fuck as an obnoxious stuck up makeup counter girl. Aziz Ansari as a pervert Indian guy working one of the kiosks.

Now, Im really piqued, I love a good mall movie with all the interacting little stores and kiosks

Just checked and its not on none of the streaming services, though, so I guess I'll add it to my torrent queue

 

[RollSonnenRoll]

It's a movie that's pretty divisive. A lot of people absolutely hate it because of the type of humor it has. A lot of really wild humor and scenes

It has a solid cast. Seth Rogen playing a character that's way different then all of his other movies where he basically plays himself. Michael Pena is hilarious. Ray Liotta is great. Anna Faris is sexy as fuck as an obnoxious stuck up makeup counter girl. Aziz Ansari as a pervert Indian guy working one of the kiosks.

In hindsight, his scenes are a little uncomfortable

 

[Pittie Petey]

Hammerstone basically disrespecting Mexicans calling whatever the fuck that abomination on his plate is "Mexican".

I just relooked at this post and it had me wondering about something, how do you get the fat out of a bean?


And is there really so much fat in a bean that you have to seek out a fat free option


I guess these are just the things my tubby buns will never understand

 

[Based God]

I just relooked at this post and it had me wondering about something, how do you get the fat out of a bean?


And is there really so much fat in a bean that you have to seek out a fat free option


I guess these are just the things my tubby buns will never understand

The canned refried beans he's probably using get made with lard and oils and have some fat in them unless you get the no fat options. Pinto beans on their own have so little fat in them, they probably got some legal loop holes where they can gimmick the label and call it "no fat" if it doesn't have lard or oils.

Some brands have some good no fat options. The No Fat Rosarita ones are pretty good, I buy them when I'm lazy and don't want to make my own.

 

[Pittie Petey]

The canned refried beans he's probably using get made with lard and oils and have some fat in them unless you get the no fat options. Pinto beans on their own have so little fat in them, they probably got some legal loop holes where they can gimmick the label and call it "no fat" if it doesn't have lard or oils.

Some brands have some good no fat options. The No Fat Rosarita ones are pretty good, I buy them when I'm lazy and don't want to make my own.

I just boil some pinto beans and smash em, I guess ole Pete has secretly been a health nut this whole time

 

[Stargazer Rex]

Those "8 minute standing ovation!" gimmicks at film festivals are weird. What do you do after the first 30 seconds? You can only wave to the crowd and say thank you so much

I pull my penis out and start jerking off.

"You wanted it, you got it!"