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PWD PWD 1171: Cool For The Summer

Who's having a better #HotGirlSummer?

  • Mariah May

    Votes: 10 66.7%
  • Tiffany Stratton

    Votes: 5 33.3%

  • Total voters
    15
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The sun is a BASTARD, Pete! Yeah, I'm a Jupiter Guy!

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Protects the Earth from stray asteroids. Jupiter's huge gravitational field deflects comets and asteroids away from our delicate, rocky home planet! The consumate babyface! THANK YOU, MR JUPITER!
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- Big Jupes, probably
 
The Eagles got 3 years out of a 30 year old part time bartender that never played in college. Mark Wahlberg even made a movie about it!

Time to show up down there in Santa Clara and let them know you ain't taking no for an answer, you can even get the tribal chief Roman Reigns his first big Hollywood main starring role when they make the movie!

I am in tremendous shape all natural too, BG. Could you imagine me fully hydrated on that NFL gatorade? GOD!
 
Not gonna lie, Star, the 110 degrees of broiling hot heat was getting to me earlier, I still stayed out for 40 minutes but it was taking all my intestinal fortitude I had inside me
Much like Slick Ric, I guess I gotta finally admit that I'm not the man i used to be...

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I haven't taken a walk in 2 weeks cause I don't wake up early enough, I've been defeated.

Maybe I'll give it a go tomorrow.
 
The sun is a BASTARD, Pete! Yeah, I'm a Jupiter Guy!

Jupiter.jpg


Protects the Earth from stray asteroids. Jupiter's huge gravitational field deflects comets and asteroids away from our delicate, rocky home planet! The consumate babyface! THANK YOU, MR JUPITER!

I didnt tell you guys this but I saw a UFO at the fair a couple weeks back, it was towards the end of the night and me and my lady friend were enjoying a nice trip up on the Sky Ride and we saw a dang UFO!

You know how you can tell the difference between a planet and a star because the planet is always brighter and sometimes a different color, well this was like that, it was gold color and it was crazy bright, way too big and bright to be a star or a planet and it was also way too close

We kept watching it as we rode along and a flashing light from some kind of aircraft was kinda like flying near it or towards it and then it just disappeared right in front of our eyes

This insanely huge bright light in the night sky just blinked out of existence, it was crazy

I dont know what it was and i'm not saying it was full of little green men, coulda been full of employees from Boeing or Northrop Grumman but there was definitely something strange and crazy bright up there and then it just vanished like Keyser Soze
 
And neither did Ug Lee! What’s the matter with these broads?!
 
I haven't taken a walk in 2 weeks cause I don't wake up early enough, I've been defeated.

Maybe I'll give it a go tomorrow.

I set my alarm for 5 am and have some coffee right next to my bed so I can gulp it as soon as the alarm sounds because I know I cant take Roxie out very much later than that or else we wont make it back home in time for her tootsies

We went out close to 8 am last week and I felt really bad cause she was obviously in distress as it got close to 9 am but I had to force her to keep going

We stopped at every shade spot and I let her rest for several minutes then we quickly scooted out into the heat until we got to the next shade spot and did that all the way home

I dont wanna hurt her like that again so thats why Im extra careful to go out early and then wait til after 8 pm to do our night walk even though my old bones is already ready for bed lol
 
Miss Parker about to scream "my whole" after that.
 
Rule of rasslin, you always eat what you bring out.
 
Michin I knew you were crazy, but now I can see your bolts.......a thank you.
 
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