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Stargazer Rex said:
Size matters! And I don't care what anyone says! Pfff fuel efficiency and safety can kiss my baked bean ass!
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She said she wasn’t spending over x amount of dollars and wasn’t buying anything that didn’t get 20 MPG. Then she grabbed that chunky steering wheel and looked out over the hood like the Snowman. I knew I had her!
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The Nissan salesman was very nice but he instantly got very pushy when we said we wanted to go next door and test drive a 4Runner. He knew we weren’t coming back lol
 
And that Jelly Roll - Whitsitt Chapel album is another great example of what i'm talking about, when i went through my little fucking disaster situation a few months ago, I went through some deep mental existential crisis depression type shit, probably similar to some of the stuff my homie @Stargazer Rex talks about

i was in a horrible state of despair when i came home from the hospital, cried nonstop for 3 days(fuck it, I can admit it), just a deep pit of hopeless misery and I played that album literally nonstop for days and days as I forced myself to get up and struggle to mow my lawn or pour sweat as i took an hour to walk around one block, i was in so much pain, mentally and physically, and listening to that album and the messages it contained gave me a sense of comfort as i literally fought for my life and thats not an exaggeration, I was fighting not to die

I will love that album forever because of that and if I ever see that fat fuck Jelly Roll I will walk right up to him and give him a big ole bear hug and wet sloppy kiss

And then try and make time with his wife behind his back
 
RollSonnenRoll said:
She said she wasn’t spending over x amount of dollars and wasn’t buying anything that didn’t get 20 MPG. Then she grabbed that chunky steering wheel and looked out over the hood like the Snowman. I knew I had her!
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Lol I was telling my wife when we went to Reno that the Charger's steering wheel felt so good to hold. Nice and thick and soft. She looked at me like I was a fucking nut.

Should have hit her with a shoot:

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Pliny Pete said:
And that Jelly Roll - Whitsitt Chapel album is another great example of what i'm talking about, when i went through my little fucking disaster situation a few months ago, I went through some deep mental existential crisis depression type shit, probably similar to some of the stuff my homie @Stargazer Rex talks about

i was in a horrible state of despair when i came home from the hospital, cried nonstop for 3 days(fuck it, I can admit it), just a deep pit of hopeless misery and I played that album literally nonstop for days and days as I forced myself to get up and struggle to mow my lawn or pour sweat as i took an hour to walk around one block, i was in so much pain, mentally and physically, and listening to that album and the messages it contained gave me a sense of comfort as i literally fought for my life and thats not an exaggeration, I was fighting not to die

I will love that album forever because of that and if I ever see that fat fuck Jelly Roll I will walk right up to him and give him a big ole bear hug and wet sloppy kiss

And then try and make time with his wife behind his back
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Not Jellyroll guy but I am thankful he exists just for this. THANK YOU, MR JELLY!
 
Stargazer Rex said:
Lol I was telling my wife when we went to Reno that the Charger's steering wheel felt so good to hold. Nice and thick and soft. She looked at me like I was a fucking nut.

Should have hit her with a shoot:

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No doubt about it. This is an absolute shoot, Rex. One of the major reasons I didn’t like the Chevy trucks is the skinny little steering wheel. It’s a truck, damn it, gimmie something to grab a hold of!
 
WOW!! WOW!! WOW!!

6-3 St Louis just beat 7-2 San Antonio on a missed field goal as the teams scrambled to get the last play in before Fox once again switched over to the MLB Game Of The Week

What a great day of UFL action, both games come down to the final play, both winning teams only won by one point

And now I understand why they switched over to the MLB game a few weeks back and cut off the end of the football game, it was to give this game an extra level of tension and anxiety here at the end because theyve already proven that they will in fact switch over to the baseball game, that was some great slow burn storyline booking right there, I gotta salute you for that one, Dwayne
 
How the fuck do all these teams have winning records?
Theres only 8 teams in the whole league and they play 10 games but they all seem to have at least 7 wins, something aint adding up here

Must be that new math everyone's been talking about...


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Pliny Pete said:
WOW!! WOW!! WOW!!

6-3 St Louis just beat 7-2 San Antonio on a missed field goal as the teams scrambled to get the last play in before Fox once again switched over to the MLB Game Of The Week

What a great day of UFL action, both games come down to the final play, both winning teams only won by one point

And now I understand why they switched over to the MLB game a few weeks back and cut off the end of the football game, it was to give this game an extra level of tension and anxiety here at the end because theyve already proven that they will in fact switch over to the baseball game, that was some great slow burn storyline booking right there, I gotta salute you for that one, Dwayne
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Thank you, Mr Rock!
 
I have all 152 shrines in Tears of the kingdom. I have all President Hudson Signs. And God damn it, I have all 1000 korok seeds. By God. I am broken in half!
 
There’s this referee that’s more jacked than some of the wrestlers here. That’s crazy to me.
 
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