PWD PWD 1004: Make the Pain Stop

Why can't these fuckers on Raw do a decent promo?


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Spears is 13-4 in 2021. Getting a good paycheck to only wrestle 17 times in 11 months and win most of them while mostly just showing up to blast someone with a chair doesn’t sound like a bad gig.

Environment is probably great for him too. Stress free, fly in once a week, and hang with the boys, instead of being on the road 5 days a week and being in a shitty environment where you gotta be on your toes constantly cause you might get “heat” for the most mundane stupid shit.

Life as a lower mid card stable goon in AEW is probably much better than as a jobber on Smackdown.
 
Spears is 13-4 in 2021. Getting a good paycheck to only wrestle 17 times in 11 months and win most of them while mostly just showing up to blast someone with a chair doesn’t sound like a bad gig.

Environment is probably great for him too. Stress free, fly in once a week, and hang with the boys, instead of being on the road 5 days a week and being in a shitty environment where you gotta be on your toes constantly cause you might get “heat” for the most mundane stupid shit.

Life as a lower mid card stable goon in AEW is probably much better than as a jobber on Smackdown.

I would be a low level goon in AEW, BG. Of course my natural charisma and power of influence would shoot me to the top of the card but low level goon would be fine.
 
I would be a low level goon in AEW, BG. Of course my natural charisma and power of influence would shoot me to the top of the card but low level goon would be fine.
This would be me and you with Jade, Rex.

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I’m glad I have someone hear that can be empathize with my issue. All the other denigrators post gifs of people falling down elute stwires when u talks about it<Oku04>
I also slipped on the cement stairs you walk down into our pool, and apparently leaned into a baby gate as a child and rode it down the stairs like a boogie board as a baby. I don’t remember that though
 
There's a lot of midcarders with delusions of grandeur running around these days Beast.

I remember that period of time when almost every midcarder who got shitcanned would say "It would have gotten over in the Attitude Era"

Sure thing, Adam Rose, tell me more about that.
They got nerds, neckbeards, and nonces trying to prop them up, too. Just because someone was "so over" in RoH-killing NXT for a whopping 500 people in attendance and 100K watching on the network. Cesaro wasn't the guy in RoH. "Sami Zayn was a great NXT champion!" Eli Drake was twice the star and not even on their main roster.

Fucking geeks believing the hype of other geeks.
 
I also slipped on the cement stairs you walk down into our pool, and apparently leaned into a baby gate as a child and rode it down the stairs like a boogie board as a baby. I don’t remember that though
 
They got nerds, neckbeards, and nonces trying to prop them up, too. Just because someone was "so over" in RoH-killing NXT for a whopping 500 people in attendance and 100K watching on the network. Cesaro wasn't the guy in RoH. "Sami Zayn was a great NXT champion!" Eli Drake was twice the star and not even on their main roster.

Fucking geeks believing the hype of other geeks.

And, I think that has also had a hand in hamstringing the product, at least in WWE.

Case in point, if a heel was to say "Everyone in this arena in Alabama are a bunch of fat, stupid rednecks!" something is said to garner heat, and instead of being adults and saying "This is a character, saying things in order for us to establish that we are not supposed to like him", it's "Fat shaming! I'm outraged! That's offensive", yes, that's the point, he's a heel.

I remember listening to an episode of "Straight To Hell" on Cultaholic, and the guest actually had one of his things being "Upsetting people to get heat".
 
They got nerds, neckbeards, and nonces trying to prop them up, too. Just because someone was "so over" in RoH-killing NXT for a whopping 500 people in attendance and 100K watching on the network. Cesaro wasn't the guy in RoH. "Sami Zayn was a great NXT champion!" Eli Drake was twice the star and not even on their main roster.

Fucking geeks believing the hype of other geeks.

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Outside of Rush I don't see a whole lot of dimes to be drawn here, Sleep. Sad.
 
Now that the dust has settled. Which joshi did Big Dave make howl at the moon?

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