Putting together a BBQ is hard AF

[Clippy]

Went to Walmart last week and me and the wife found this BBQ on sale - had to get it

The grills are sweet - some kind of smooth anti-stick grills

sold

cats love the box

fuck could the instructions be any more complicated?

I went to war with this son of a bitch in my garage for a week - instructions were like cazy Star Trek schematics - losing screws in my crushed rock floor- wind blowing instructions all over

No ignition button Have to throw flaming paper towel into the grill from a distance to light it

also the propane tank holder is like flimsy wire it's bullshit

bbqs are awesome tho - excited to make my own hotdogs!

 

[Stoic1]

Buy one off craigslist?

 

[Which Doctor]

"Crushed Rock floor"

 

[Clippy]

"Crushed Rock floor"

I wish I had a real floor

Crushed rock can be a son of a bitch - especially for projects with tiny parts

I have a huge magnet but it's worthless when manifactured screws are so cheap they aren't even metal

 

[Which Doctor]

JUst mix up some thin cement and pour it over the rocks. Or instead of cement mabye extra thick KD sauce.

 

[mb23100]

 

[HUGHPHUG]

I just got a bunch of bricks and some grill racks on top.

council estate bbq

 

[Clippy]

I just got a bunch of bricks and some grill racks on top.

council estate bbq

OMG I should totally do this

 

[Arcturus]

I tried to organize my own BBQ last summer with family/girlfriend and I totally failed, lost the man card that day for sure.

 

[ralphc1]

We thought you died from that gas station hot dog last Thursday.

 

[AznTrojan]

just get a weber charcoal grill and be done with it

 

[Clippy]

We thought you died from that gas station hot dog last Thursday.

awww

Yeah nah that dog tore a strip off me but I'm stronger than ever now!

 

[nostradumbass]

Should have stolen the shopping cart and fired up some food on it imo.

 

[ocean size]

like really

 

[JSnake]

 

[HUGHPHUG]

OMG I should totally do this

It's real easy man, no assembly necessary, got a paving slab that I put the coal on, bricks around it, and a couple grill things on top

 

[fordman7795]

just get a weber charcoal grill and be done with it

I don’t have the patience for charcoal. But I do have 5 or is it 6 Weber gassers.

 

[Which Doctor]

I just got a bunch of bricks and some grill racks on top.

council estate bbq

OMG I should totally do this

It's actually super good. Make a chimney out of the blocks, leave an opening at the bottom for fuel, and see what you get. Hot stuff.

 

[Amerikuracana]

Charcoal grills are easy to assemble.

 

[zapataxiv]

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That’s what I was picturing
Clippy “ English side ruined must use French ..... Le grille, what the he’ll is that!!”