Punny Product names for food products

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  1. cottagecheesefan Double Yellow Card Double Yellow Card

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    So I was cooking an American omelette (eggs, cheese, bacon) this morning, for the old hag of a wife and I, and looked down at the egg container.

    I never noticed the brand name before, and to my pleasant surprise, it was GOLDHEN eggs. What a clever and perfect name for a brand of eggs. The gold hen that lays the golden eggs!

    I think I will continue to support this company, unlike some shit brand name like Eggland's best, which I refuse to buy, based on the brand name alone.

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    What are some other awesome food product names? @Clippy ?
     
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    Froot loops.. you gays know what I’m talking about.
     
  4. cottagecheesefan Double Yellow Card Double Yellow Card

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    that is an acronym product name, not a pun.

    Canadians ruining my thread!
     
  5. I Am Legion Gold Belt

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    There is a food truck locally that does flatbread pizza. The name is "Another One Bites The Crust".
     
  6. JOE QUEEF Red Belt Platinum Member

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    “Punny”?

    You’re on ignore, mister man.

    <DisgustingHHH>
     
  7. Colageneration Banned Banned

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    I buy the eggs that say "12 eggs from caged hens"

    Eggs are eggs.
     
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    Beggin Bacon

    Logo is a pig praying to a farmer holding a gun to the pig's head.

    It's tasty.
     
  9. cottagecheesefan Double Yellow Card Double Yellow Card

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    Before these GoldHEN eggs, I used to buy the ones, where on the box, it says, "12 eggs from hens brutally caged in hellish conditions, standing in their own shit, as their potential babies are ripped from the loving warm of t" Then it just cuts off, I think they ran out of space on the carton. Kind of poor planning, if you ask me.
     
  10. Colageneration Banned Banned

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    Why would they try to arouse you when you only want to buy some eggs?

    Sex sells I guess.
     
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    pretty good troll thread
     
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    Daisy chain?
     

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