Protecting Your Village From Tigers...

[StonedLemur]

I don’t know how much I’d charge, but I wouldn’t rely on a bamboo stick. I’m a Sherdogger ffs. Tigers would gaze at me in wonder as I squat water buffaloes, and avoid my village.

Hey, how ya been sir?

 

[Otto!]

Hey, how ya been sir?

Been good, yourself? Just came back from Mexico. Keeping busy with woodworking while I wait for fishing season. Still over a foot of snow in my backyard.

 

[StonedLemur]

Been good, yourself? Just came back from Mexico. Keeping busy with woodworking while I wait for fishing season. Still over a foot of snow in my backyard.

Mexico? Nice.
Any pics of carvings sir?

 

[GSP_37]

Curious how they'd react to seeing a Tony the Tiger statue.

 

[RoñaCastroJr]

Yea no thanks to spear hunting tigers even with William Wallace and the boys.

I think the idea of being around a tiger in the wild is scary as fuck even if I was armed properly.

im.good with a gun

 

[Gutter Chris]

im.good with a gun

I mean me too...but tigers can climb and sneak. Be creeping through the jungle with the win mag and the next thing ya know you be like clever girl!

 

[RoñaCastroJr]

I mean me too...but tigers can climb and sneak. Be creeping through the jungle with the win mag and the next thing ya know you be like clever girl!

lol i aint getting in no jungle
im patiently waiting for a good shot

 

[Gutter Chris]

lol i aint getting in no jungle
im patiently waiting for a good shot

He'll creep up on you why you wait. Tigers are scary man.

 

[AZ103]

There are lots if Great books about this subject. Maneaters of kumaon is a great read it's the first hand account of a hunter who specializes in big cats that have turned to eating people. It's a can't put down read. Amazing writing and the stories are insane. Also chock full of information.

 

[Strychnine]

It doesn't work. It's just a stupid rock.

Feed them to Elmo.

 

[plataoplombo]

I'd do it for free. Wonder if they have a volunteer system.

 

[Tone C]

And that's the bottom line cos Stone Cold said so....

 

[Berserker13]

I have no idea how people continue to "live" here. I googled and youtubed the Sundarbans and it was insane the amount of stories and actual videos of tiger attacks/encounters. I live in black bear territory but maybe see one every month or so. Black bears are nothing compared to Tigers on the deadly/human munching meter. These guys pretty much share their lots and streets with Tigers and spot them daily.

Look at the rest of the country and you'll know why.

Overpopulated chit hole.

The Animals even know there's too many people


And it's not like any of you were qualified to do the job anyway..

 

[Ezekiel 25:17]

Look at the rest of the country and you'll know why.

Overpopulated chit hole.

The Animals even know there's too many people


And it's not like any of you were qualified to do the job anyway..

Sure, I understand that, but I'd rather take my chances in the overpopulated streets of Dehli than share my back yard with Tigers.

 

[SammyPops]

I have a small rock outside my door. It keeps the bears and tigers away.

is it one of dem fake rocks you hide yoru spare key in?

 

[lsa]

is it one of dem fake rocks you hide yoru spare key in?

I never use fake stuff

 

[SammyPops]

I never use fake stuff

ok tough guy, you just tell yourself that the next time you lock yourself out of the house

 

[Fedorgasm]

Just give me a stick and a highly unstable platform to stand on. I'll show that tiger who's boss!

 

[lsa]

ok tough guy, you just tell yourself that the next time you lock yourself out of the house

 

[Kal-El]

I remember watching this show called Lion man about a guy who had tigers/lions etc in enclosures. Poachers got into the grounds, the owners went to drive and find them, said the poachers jumped into the tiger enclosure with loaded guns and were dead before they could pull the trigger. The guy hearing the story who also owns a separate big cat enclosure just says "tigers don't mess around" to which the lion man guy just says "no they don't"