Protecting Your Village From Tigers...

[Ezekiel 25:17]

How much would you charge to do a job where you had to keep tigers away from your hood?

 

[lsa]

I have a small rock outside my door. It keeps the bears and tigers away.

 

[Goon Dog]

She-it! Time to move to a different village.

 

[Tone C]

I have a small rock outside my door. It keeps the bears and tigers away.

That's specious reasoning dad.

 

[lsa]

That's specious reasoning dad.

Shut up son.

 

[Tone C]

Shut up son.

LIsa, I'd like to buy your rock.

 

[lsa]

Lisa, I'd like to buy your rock.

Its not for sale. I need it to protect me against bears and tigers.
Do you want me to be eaten by bears and tigers?

 

[Tone C]

Its not for sale. I need it to protect me against bears and tigers.
Do you want me to be eaten by bears and tigers?

It doesn't work. It's just a stupid rock.

 

[Flower2dPeople]

It doesn't work. It's just a stupid rock.

 

[emefer]

It doesn't work. It's just a stupid rock.

It’s actually one of the more intelligent rocks I’ve spoken with

 

[Bacco]

I remember when saber-toothed tigers attacked my village, chosing to ignore my sherdog uppercut

Check their current status on wikipedia

 

[Gutter Chris]

How much would you charge to do a job where you had to keep tigers away from your hood?

Do I get a rifle? I'd do it for free if I didn't have to do it with no tools.

 

[Ezekiel 25:17]

Do I get a rifle? I'd do it for free if I didn't have to do it with no tools.

No man...you get those big, long sticks.

Just get in formation and scream real loud. Don't forget the war paint!

 

[Otto!]

I don’t know how much I’d charge, but I wouldn’t rely on a bamboo stick. I’m a Sherdogger ffs. Tigers would gaze at me in wonder as I squat water buffaloes, and avoid my village.

 

[Gutter Chris]

No man...you get those big, long sticks.

Just get in formation and scream real loud. Don't forget the war paint!

Yea no thanks to spear hunting tigers even with William Wallace and the boys.

I think the idea of being around a tiger in the wild is scary as fuck even if I was armed properly.

 

[Renard]

The tiger is just going to sneak in at night though, and drag away the goats or w/e. It's not like these people are going to spend 24/7 sitting on that raft trying to fend them off.

 

[Ezekiel 25:17]

Yea no thanks to spear hunting tigers even with William Wallace and the boys.

I think the idea of being around a tiger in the wild is scary as fuck even if I was armed properly.

Tigers are the ultimate killers of the animal kingdom on land. They are stealthy as fuck, huge, agile, can swim and love the taste of humans in that region of India. They are also very elusive. There's been stories of Tigers going on some crazy killing sprees and evading pro hunters tracking them down. Only to come back to kill more.

Ya, no thanks lol. If skilled mofos with guns have problems, I'm good.

 

[Contempt]

...yeah that's a whole load of fuck no for me.

If I am issued an AR15 however, I'd reconsider.

 

[Long Dark Blues]

 

[Ezekiel 25:17]

I have no idea how people continue to "live" here. I googled and youtubed the Sundarbans and it was insane the amount of stories and actual videos of tiger attacks/encounters. I live in black bear territory but maybe see one every month or so. Black bears are nothing compared to Tigers on the deadly/human munching meter. These guys pretty much share their lots and streets with Tigers and spot them daily.