Shoop $$$ PRIZES!!! Non Gif Shoop Contest v5 "BMF" Sign Up Thread!! - NGS

[Bucky O'Hare]

Good luck everyone

Spoiler

just kidding muhahaha

 

[in the liver]

You won't have access to any of the online stuff..

Rockstar has been treating PC users like shit. GTA V came like 1.5 years later on PC.

Red Dead 2 was released on console a year ago. PC version was released today.

Ach i havent heard great things about the online side of the game but i take yr point

It is because of piracy that they do this tho innit?

 

[Natural Order]

Red Dead Redemption 2 came out on PC today. Been waiting for them to release that shit on PC since forever.

Wondering if I should buy it..

<{chips}>

$80 for a damn game.

I haven't played it but the first one was dope. Clips I saw of 2 look amazing. Game is massive, $80 will go a long way.

 

[Otto!]

No pointy elbows!!!

 

[Natural Order]

Going to roll up a big cannon for when BWR drops the submissions threads and have some good lols. Will be late, but well worth it.

Pumped!

 

[Natural Order]

No pointy elbows!!!

She's.......perfect.

 

[in the liver]

No pointy elbows!!!

Sup bruh

Fucken hate first rounds :/

 

[bigwaverider]

And we gotta wait for those weak fucking North Americans to catch up with real time

Yes those weak North Americans. Did you know that I am not even on a continent?

Fuck those guys right? I remember the first time Paul Kelly was on the TV, Mike Goldberg tried to explain how he got the nickname tellys but it didn't make sense. When they interviewed Paul at the end they had to subtitle him! Wankers

I need subs for British accents. They sound funny.

You even weld bro?

i do a bit of soldering (with an "L")

I can solder too.

Right, long story as short as I can make it

Years ago when Who Wants To Be A Millionaire was on telly, at the ad break you could text in and they'd send you a question that if you answered you had a chance to win £10K or so. So I get the question right and they send another message saying at some point over the next 24 hours you'll be text a question and will have 60 seconds to answer correctly and I win the £££.
About 3pm next day the text comes through and the question is 'at what temperature does the chemical element samariam melt?'
I scrambled around on Google till I found it but took too long, 6 fucking seconds too long.
Who knows that shit? Who's gonna read this shit?

Damn dude you shuold have called me or @Low Test With da Best. We are search engine masters.

Red Dead Redemption 2 came out on PC today. Been waiting for them to release that shit on PC since forever. Wondering if I should buy it.. $80 for a damn game.

$80 for a game. Holy Moley.

 

[Otto!]

I just spoke with a crack whore in the street who told me that she got $5 from a shooper in exchange of a promise to vote for him. I offered her 50$ to vote for my shoop but she told me “fuck you asshole, I’m not desperate.”

 

[Otto!]

Sup bruh

Fucken hate first rounds :/

Hey mate! Taking it easy down in Destin, Florida. Nice town, and with all the tourists gone it’s nice and quiet.

Yeah my goal for this one is somewhere in top 20, just enough to make it to secound round.

 

[Otto!]

She's.......perfect.

So.....wood?

 

[Natural Order]

So.....wood?

Yeah, no.

 

[Otto!]

Yeah, no.

Me neither, I’m sure.

 

[Natural Order]

Me neither, I’m sure.

 

[Sansnom]

And we gotta wait for those weak fucking North Americans to catch up with real time

 

[Sansnom]

I haven't played it but the first one was dope. Clips I saw of 2 look amazing. Game is massive, $80 will go a long way.

Yea, the first one was awesome. This one looks great as well.

There are just a select few games I have bought full price the day of release. Happens once every couple years. GTA V was one of them.

Americans are lucky with new releases still at $59.99. That used to be the standard price here maybe 10 years ago. It's been $79.99 for a while now. Which is pretty expensive imo.

Think i'm gonna wait a bit for this one and catch it on sale.

 

[Clippy]

 

[Sansnom]

Let's not forget the 13th place Big Mac Meal fellow shoopers.

 

[Low Test With da Best]

Damn dude you shuold have called me or @Low Test With da Best. We are search engine masters.

Akshually I no duh malting point of smarmium off the top of muh head...

 

[Low Test With da Best]

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Oh hell yes, he's getting the neck pump AND blasting his inflammation at the same time!