Premier League Thread v89: BOMBAZO

[Deffid]

he needs a shave there

Dat gif

 

[frenz]

he is a good looking guy tbf

scandinavian. is normal

 

[Chules]

Dat gif

i knooo

i saw it the other day, it's amazing!

 

[Chules]

Edmond Tarverdyn Yelp page getting some funny reviews

http://forums.sherdog.com/threads/e...ng-some-funny-reviews.3439007/#post-125671695

I came to this gym because I had heard great things about Coach Edmond and how he was instrumental in molding some of the greatest fighters in the game. I don't know much about the UFC but I had heard Coach Edmond was an elite coach and once almost beat up Jose Aldo and Fabricio Werdum. I walked into the gym and saw fighters hitting bags, working out, etc. The gym smelled of sweat and hard work which is always a good sign. I was watching one of the female fighters awkwardly hitting a heavy bag when all of a sudden I heard a voice, "Can I help you bro?!" I turned around and was standing face to face with the man himself: Coach Edmond! The circles under his eyes were as black as the Armani Exchange tee shirt he was wearing. "Oh, hello. I was interested in possibly joining your gym. What types of packages do you offer?" Edmond's face turned a shade of red. He was angry. "You want my package bro?! I'm not gay like that okay?! I only train champions like Rhonda Rousey!" I assured him I was not gay and just wanted to know how much it would cost to train there. "I'm too busy screwing up Travis Browne and Rhonda Rousey's careers to concern myself with you and your fitness bro!" I still wanted to train there so I asked, "Is there any way I can audit a class?" Edmond's eyes went wide, "What you mean audit bro?! Are you with the IRS?! How many times I have to tell you bro, the gym it belong to my wife okay?! It not mine! She own everything. I only make $1000 dollars a year bro. That's it!" At this point I had about enough and decided to leave. My recommendation is to stay away from this place if you want to become a fighter. But if your ultimate goal is to learn poor fundamentals in stand-up and generally regress as a fighter then GFC is the place for you!

 

[blokeybloke]

5'10", 195 lbs.

I was between 165 and 170 lbs. when I did BJJ.

Got in horrible shape when I quit.

Need to get down to 160 lbs. which is my ideal weight.

Luckily I'm not fat or anything. Will post pic later.

Can you grow a full beard?

Or are you one of them babyfaced hispanics with the patchy facial hair of a trucker dyke, in transition

 

[Dr J]

fucking Chelsea getting more rest than any other team

fixed league with Roman's blood money

Chelsea would never support anything involved in a fix. Not the kind of club to do it, imo.

Spoiler

 

[Deffid]

Can you grow a full beard?

Or are you one of them babyfaced hispanics with the facial hair of a trucker dyke, in transition

Blokey is in banter mode today lol

 

[Chules]

 

[Chules]

Blokey is in banter mode today lol

fuckin love it!

 

[xtramob]

lmao apparently i tried to play a few games a feefa before bed last night, my fut champs record is dead

 

[Chules]

I feel Blockey is sparing me lately tbh, he also had my back during the ban fake bullshit the other day lol. should i fear an attack out of the blue or be happy he's on team chules?

 

[Chules]

@Concrete where u at ladddddddd

 

[Dr J]

5'10", 195 lbs.

I was between 165 and 170 lbs. when I did BJJ.

Got in horrible shape when I quit.

Need to get down to 160 lbs. which is my ideal weight.

Luckily I'm not fat or anything. Will post pic later.

You're welcome to join Prem Thread Fitness.

No membership fees. Only requirement is posting weekly stats.

Spoiler

I'm dropping to welterweight.

 

[Chules]

You're welcome to join Prem Thread Fitness.

No membership fees. Only requirement is posting weekly stats.

Spoiler

I'm dropping to welterweight.

If anyone wants free coaching on the 'Chules' diet' feel free to PM me

 

[blokeybloke]

My money's on a Miguel Torres ironic mullet

 

[Dr J]

If anyone wants free coaching on the 'Chules' diet' feel free to PM me

Ignore whatever this man says about pizza.

 

[Deffid]

I feel Blockey is sparing me lately tbh, he also had my back during the ban fake bullshit the other day lol. should i fear an attack out of the blue or be happy he's on team chules?

Be happy for the time being but always expect the worst

 

[blokeybloke]

And androgynous Tom boy cuteness.

NF & Mir would catfight over him, IMO

 

[xtramob]

Will weigh myself tomorrow and see the damage lol

 

[Dr J]

My money's on a Miguel Torres ironic mullet

Here's my Blokey mental pic.

Spoiler

In the ballpark?