Premier League Thread v89: BOMBAZO

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  1. Chris Partlow

    Chris Partlow This is disgusting

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    2016 was an interesting year, let us recap and reminisce the things that happened in the premier league, in alphabetical order of team.​


    AFC Bournemouth: How the fuck are they still up? How the fuck are they in 10th place right now?

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    Arsenal: They werent really in the title race seriously, but they avoided the 4th place trophy. Started strong but lulling a bit lately. Welbz like a new signing part 2 LOOMS. They also have the worst ITKs ever.

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    Aston Villa:



    "you've just been walloped 6-0 and you're arsed about a car that won't even fit your fucking forehead in"

    RIP in Peace

    Burnley:
    After coming back right up from getting relegated theyre off to a solid start. Their top goal scorer also hates gay people and made a tweet about Patrice Evra being shit so then I replied to him and got a bunch of likes which caused him to delete it.

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    Chelsea:
    Remember when they finished in 10th place and it took like 8 months for Eden Hazard to score a goal? Good times. They are much better this year now though

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    Crystal Palace: meh season but got to the FA cup final. Going to be in a struggle for relegation but they now have the pro when it comes to not getting relegated in Big Sam

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    Everton: Another dancing manager!



    This pretty much sums up their season under Roberto Martinez. Barkley scores in the dying moments but time is added on because of their fans invading the field which leads to


    Koeman is an upgrade and they seem a little better now though. Im a Lukaku fan

    Hull City: Like Burnley they came right back up this year. Will probably go back down but at least they had a nice duel bicycle kick which was the first goal of the 16/17 season



    Leicester City:

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    Will we ever see something like this again in our lifetimes? Likely not. Whatever Vardy, Mahrez, Kante and everyone else do from now on they'll always be linked to this special moment. They also had a pizza party for getting a clean sheet after like 10 games

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    Liverpool:

    League Cup: Runner up
    Europa League: runner up
    Currently: runner up



    Also heres Jurgen Klopp playing some weird English game with a bunch of old people



    Manchester City: After dealing with the complete awkwardness of knowing who their new manager was for months on end while they had a manager, they welcomed Pep Guardiola one of the best managers in the world this season. As 2016 closes they are one spot higher despite spending the most money in the world in the summer on many players including a guy that defensive enthusiast Roberto Martinez benched at the end of the season and:



    Manchester United:

    Boring boring Man United. While they were awful to watch and kept losing to relegation level teams there were some great moments from the prior season

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    Now they are more tolerable to watch thanks to being under the direction of Jose Mourinho, the legend that still has it in Zlatan Ibrahimovic and activating their 90 million buy back clause on Paul Pogba
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  2. Chris Partlow

    Chris Partlow This is disgusting

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    (Because apparently you can only have up to 20 images in a post, so I split it in half)

    Middlesborough:
    Back in the prem after a 7 year absence. They play an airtight defense and their away kits are pretty cool. I think they'll barely stay up.

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    Newcastle: Currently RIP in peace but they'll definitely be back next season due to a big payroll and #RafaFacts

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    Norwich City: also RIP in peace. Probably the most forgettable club (if they didnt have the same colors as the GOAT NFL franchise id forget about them all together), just nothing about them stands out as all so heres a classic



    Southampton: Have been punching above their weight for the last few years and being Liverpools feeder club. Europa the last 2 years although they havent advanced far.



    Stoke City: Shaqiri, Bojan, Arnautovic, Welch Xavi. Whatcha gonna do brother when Stokaloana run wild on you BROTHER
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    Sunderland: I dont want to get banned for graphic posting for posting a picture of shit, but thats basically sums up their 2016 outside of Jermain Defoe finding the fountain of youth and banging in goals

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    Swansea: Solid mid table finish, then they forgot that they probably should replace the best players they sold and are now in a relegation battle.

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    Tottenham Hotspur:
    Had a really good year overall. Great young nucleus. Kane proved his year earlier wasnt a fluke as he won the golden boot. One of the strongest defenses in the league. Were close to Leicester and could have caught them at the end until:

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    Little worse this year in the table due to teams improving and not much luck in CL

    Watford: Came up last year and finished mid table, will probably do the same again. DEENEEY.
    Their mascot simulates dives from the other team

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    West Bromwich Albion: lower table last year, top 10 right now despite barely adding any players. RONDON and 10 men parking the bus is the name of the game

    West Ham United: Had a pretty decent year finishing 7th, new manager new players, now moving into a new stadium. Struggled this year but seem to playing better to close out the year. Payet is God but they have a lot of neanderthal bozos for fans

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    Its been a wild ride you bozos. A new year LOOMS, I wish you all good health and your dreams to come true unless your dream is to want me to die or something. Also I hope you all have suitable avenues to watch games like streams or AT&T as we embark on the 2nd half. Dont work yourself into a shoot marks. Love Mikey

    Prem Teams:

    AFC Bournemouth - Got No Fans



    Arsenal - Bones the prem thread BOZO, Concrete, Frenzy, fingercuffs, Santi Claus, Clear Winner, wang xiangzhai, Goonerview , Piers Morgan, Gunners, Mga223, Gervinho, LilMountain, Tobin Heath, Daspy, Tules, K.A.D.A.F.I., Frenzy's wonderful shoes



    Burnley - Got No Fans.



    CSKA London - TheStruggleIsReal, BryanIam, SingerAuto, Daspy, EmpireShallFall



    Crystal Palace - Unblemishedcontainer



    Everton - Got No Fans.



    Hull - Got No Fans.



    Leicester - Got No Fans.



    Liverpool - SebbeSwe, ShamrockFTW, GracieMMABarra, Shamrocker, Byron, Edge, Driver, Spoken, Gladiator & coolpotato.



    James Milner fanclub - Blockeybloke



    Manchester City - Father EOW. MPS, Blockeybloke



    Dark Side United - Life guard NF (protector of the prem thread), LEWIS540, Sexy, El Che, Ultimate Victory, Mcx , Rimbaud82, Eames, Dr J, Cyrano200, Chris Partlow , Andy Tate, EmeraldKiter, HOFer EOW, Fadeless, RR, danny23, Black Angus (RIP) , Fraser B, Alexxx, East Stand Dabber, Übermacht



    Middlesbrough - Kingofthemods



    So'ton - Got No Fans.



    Tottenham Bottlespur- Carl Drogo , blockeybloke, fetalpuzishun, clumseygenius, bolochung, hoonosewot88, Alpha Omega Man



    Stokalona- Got No Fans.



    Sundercan - Cardona, UltraMagnus



    Swansea - Zer



    Watford - Got No Fans.



    West Brom - Got No Fans.



    West Ham - Syd, Tobago Jones.



    Football League:



    Aston Villa - JonKunDo & Mongol.



    Cardiff City - HOFer Weo



    Hartlepool United - Ens189



    Mansfield Town - Blokeybloke



    Newcastle - Pecker123.



    Norwich - Kirku.



    Scottish Football:

    Celtic - Shamrocker

    Rangers - Alpha Omega Man







    MLS:



    NYCFC - TehDocktah



    Orlando City - Angus Bless



    Portland Timbers - HOFer Extramob







    Rest of Europe:



    Real Madrid - HOFer RawexBless,Phokuz, Angus Bless (RIP) , K.A.D.A.F.I.



    Barcelona - fbed2332, Da Speeit, El Che, Thierry Henry, Alpha Omega Man



    Athletico Madrid - Lustercross, edwin



    Buyern - HOFer Extramob & CubicleGangster & Inter (RIP)



    Borussia Dortmund (Reus <3) - SebbeSwe, Deffid, Übermacht



    1. FC Kaiserslautern - Wallybear



    Lyon - kerozene74



    FC Porto - Fadeless



    International Teams:

    Team Freedomland - Dr J, Xtramob, TehDoctah, Lil Mountain, Lloyd, Chris Partlow





    US/Portugal/Wales - Angus Bless (RIP)



    Ecuador - Kid

    Mascots that will not be separated by gender NTTAWWT:

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    Bike Rack (in gif form)
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    CHOONS OF ALL VARIETY





     
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    Fuckin hell!!

    What an amazing thread as per usual.

    Dat blonde mascot?!? Who dat?!?!?

    Would read again and again

    Listening to the choons now. Chvrches bless!
     
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    Deffid BURN THEM ALL #stillmyqueen

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    lmao amazing fred as always from the one @Chris Partlow

    also, LOL this image is everywhere
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    Chules @UVEE'S BESTIE

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    one hour 10 here

    not fussed lol, i'd go to sleep now if i was tired :p
     
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    Chules @UVEE'S BESTIE

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    that reminds me, need to visit the shoop thread from the start!
     
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    Deffid BURN THEM ALL #stillmyqueen

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    Annoying firework LOOMS :D
     
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    already got my hedfones on listening to choons :D
     
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    heya
     
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    f'n hell dat beat :eek:
     
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    Last Dat Beat Doe of the year
     
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    this post confused me :p
     
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    Deffid BURN THEM ALL #stillmyqueen

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    Happy new year from Germany ya lovely fuckers :)
     
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    Happy New Years to all you (gotten) top humans. Much luff to you and yours.

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    Ein frohes neues Jahr, mein freund!
     
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