Premier League Thread v199: Can't be arsed edition

[Gazwald]

@Tules is awesome! Emo or not

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[xtramob]

@Tules @Carl Drogo me if a pack a TOTS

 

[AOM]

Good news @Gazwald

*clinks glass

 

[Chules]

@Tules is awesome! Emo or not

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hahaa yeah. i've probably got adhd/bipolarism lmao

 

[Chules]

laughing about it helps i guess

 

[Gazwald]

hahaa yeah. i've probably got adhd/bipolarism lmao

Everyone is technically mentally ill. That sugar coated iceberg tastes so sweet...






























Until you tumble.

 

[Gazwald]

 

[Gazwald]

On the downside @frenzy has no reason to sympathyfuck me haha

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Maybe in the next life...

 

[Chules]

@Gazwald gonna make a run for number 1 in FF next season

no doubt in my mind

gonna push YouVee to the wire imo

 

[Chules]

On the downside @frenzy has no reason to sympathyfuck me haha

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Maybe in the next life...

PM her

she might be up for it

 

[Sebbe]

Be happy for me. Turns out I don't have cancer. Just a problematic cyst on my lungs. I don't even know how to feel right now. Wow. I shouldn't have been diagnosed in the first place but as if I care. My life is going like my FF at the moment. I seriously thought there wasn't anything left living for a couple of months or so ago. You guys are all wonderful btw.

Very glad to hear mate. Take care.

 

[Chules]

Everyone is technically mentally ill. That sugar coated iceberg tastes so sweet...






























Until you tumble.

yeah i already know i got it, it's me to a t lol

 

[danny23]

 

[Gazwald]

PM her

she might be up for it[/QUOTE}

Nah, she's pretty classy. Can't say I'm not impressed.

I don't flirt with her ironically, obviously. But it IS just a joke. She's a good looking lass, so I assumed she could handle it, which she can.

 

[Chules]

Nah, she's pretty classy. Can't say I'm not impressed.

I don't flirt with her ironically, obviously. But it IS just a joke. She's a good looking lass, so I assumed she could handle it, which she can.

Nah she genuinely might be up for it! @frenzy what you say??

 

[Chules]

but yeah, heading off now, enjoy your fucking day @Gazwald

fucking lad

 

[Gazwald]

but yeah, heading off now, enjoy your fucking day @Gazwald

fucking lad

Oh I will. You have a good day too mate.

 

[LilMountain]

Mine is pretty active right now (but full), sadly its usually same 5 people doing the heavy lifting and people dont cordinate what missions they do.

What's the name? I'll keep an eye out for an opening maybe

 

[Gazwald]

Nah she genuinely might be up for it! @frenzy what you say??

Nah, don't say that shit. I'm self conscious about my abnormally huge penis. She'd proper take the piss if you told her. Waving extra large condoms in my face and stuff. I've had enough of that kind of oppression entwined withing society. I'll pass. Would give an honorary kiss on the butt cheek but that's it. Maybe three. Plus, how does a chef impress a vegan? They'd have to be a lot better looking than me or be good about cooking vegan "food".

 

[Tobago Jones]

Lol I was being carried out of Vivid (strip club) last night by a fellow Sherdog poster. He legit drove me to my boy's apartment so I only took shit this morning when I had to tell Kelly "I swear I was sleeping at Nick's spot". She doesn't believe me even though it's true

LMAO

You're stripper stories in the NBA thread are hilarious.