Premier League Thread v199: Can't be arsed edition

[Gazwald]

you are too cute.

the national are my friends fav band, theyre touring soon i think. you should get tix as a treat to yourself

You ain't so bad yourself hun.

I'm saving the money to go and see these guys in the Netherlands;

 

[Almighty Angus]

lol @ Jizwald kissing ass up in here, exactly why Dumbzy is the way she is, because of massive dumb dildo's like yourself.

 

[EOW]

lol @ Jizwald kissing ass up in here, exactly why Dumbzy is the way she is, because of massive dumb dildo's like yourself.

1st of all gaz is a cool guy.

2nd of all don't act like you were not the same until bint parred you off.

 

[Almighty Angus]

1st of all gas is a cool guy.

2nd of all don't act like you were not the same until bint parred you off.

She never parred me off you

She got rustled and put me on ignore, what the fuck are you talking about?

How the fuck is it that you come at her day and night, and then I say something and you turn into this major white knight

 

[Chules]

@Concrete get in ehre and post a gif

 

[EOW]

She never parred me off you

She got rustled and put me on ignore, what the fuck are you talking about?

How the fuck is it that you come at her day and night, and then I say something and you turn into this major white knight

Not white knighting, just exposing facts.

Fuck you and that bint.

*whiteknighting gaz tbh

 

[Almighty Angus]

Grizwald, congrats on the good news bud

 

[frenz]

@Tules

this is a bop

 

[Almighty Angus]

Not white knighting, just exposing facts.

Fuck you and that bint.

*whiteknighting gaz tbh

Oh, that's fine then, I"ll carry on.

I actually like him lol I just thought Jizwald was clever.

 

[frenz]

You ain't so bad yourself hun.

I'm saving the money to go and see these guys in the Netherlands;

not what id listen to normally but i can get behind. whats the big music venue in netherlands..begins with t

 

[Chules]

@Tules

this is a bop

@UltimateVictory

OMGGGG

Cabaello!

 

[Chules]

fifth harmony is full of men now lmao

she was the only fit one

the rest are manky

what a lass

dem moves

 

[xtramob]

@EOW

 

[frenz]

@Tules

my friends friend brought around a fit guy to the event today, only found out halfway through he wasnt her mates fella

 

[Rawex]

What's the name? I'll keep an eye out for an opening maybe

Canucklers

 

[Rawex]

Thanks alot @Tules

 

[Chules]

@Tules

my friends friend brought around a fit guy to the event today, only found out halfway through he wasnt her mates fella

you have time to flirt wid him or?

 

[Gazwald]

lol @ Jizwald kissing ass up in here, exactly why Dumbzy is the way she is, because of massive dumb dildo's like yourself.

Dude, I take the piss out of the frenz when she says something stupid. I ain't kissing ass metaphorically, although carrying on @Black Angus' tradition I'd happily do it literally. If you wanna go at it let's go for some "your dad" jokes. They're somehow less personal than "yo momma" jokes. I'll go first;

Your dad follows your mum around on a segway carrying her digestive system in two Waitrose bags.

Your turn

 

[Almighty Angus]

Dude, I take the piss out of the frenz when she says something stupid. I ain't kissing ass metaphorically, although carrying on @Black Angus' tradition I'd happily do it literally. If you wanna go at it let's go for some "your dad" jokes. They're somehow less personal than "yo momma" jokes. I'll go first;

Your dad follows your mum around on a segway carrying her digestive system in two Waitrose bags.

Your turn

My dad died in 2010






Your turn

 

[Rawex]

Your turn

Your team is in 2nd place in the ff league?