Premier League Thread Episode VI: Dark Side's Last Breath Edition

[Dr J]

@Tules @Dr J @UltimateVictory

Don't forget the Friday Weigh-Ins, Chules is back now!

I'm on my way to New Orleans to go get fat.

 

[Deffid]

Skip the weigh in and go for a run fatboy!

I just came back from a run you mug

 

[frenz]

 

[Clear Winner]

i'm off to amsterdam today lads. any tips?

don't eat 1 space cake wait for 30 minutes, think it isnt working and eat another. You'll be REKT when they both kick in and tag team your brain into BOLIVIAN.

 

[Rawex]

@Tobago Jones
https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/antonio-wants-west-ham-exit-vfx5pp39g

 

[Gazwald]

i'm off to amsterdam today lads. any tips?

Lots. You want coffeeshops recommendations too or just general tips?

 

[Rawex]

I just came back from a run you mug

Hey atlest my advice was correct as far @Dr J is concerned

 

[Dr J]

i'm off to amsterdam today lads. any tips?

After you get all dolled up, don't forget to put on your red light.

 

[Concrete]

Roxaaaaaaaanne

 

[frenz]

don't eat 1 space cake wait for 30 minutes, think it isnt working and eat another. You'll be REKT when they both kick in and tag team your brain into BOLIVIAN.

lol i hear that. also, blaze first, drink after

Lots. You want coffeeshops recommendations too or just general tips?

both tbh

atm here's a list of places we have ear marked:

dampkring
barneys
abraxas
vesper
barco
bloemers
fondue fondue

 

[Deffid]

@Chris Partlow @xtramob @Clear Winner @Tobago Jones @Edwin @Good Ole Stannis's BBQ 7

 

[Gazwald]

l
atm here's a list of places we have ear marked:

dampkring
barneys
abraxas
vesper
barco
bloemers
fondue fondue

Some good ones there. I'd add Boerejongens, 1e hulp, Grey Area & Green Place if you're looking for top quality weed at good prices, and Lost In Amsterdam for a good place to chill (expensive but best milkshakes in the entire world).

General tips:
Don't give change to beggars, they'll follow you.
Stroopwaffel is great straight from the packet but it's best to place it on a hot cuppa so the steam melts the caramel inside.
Never buy pre-rolled joints. They're all shit.
Don't bother buying moonrocks (weed coated in thc oil and rolled in thc crystals) they're a rip off. They use shit weed and dodgy concentrate and charge 40e a gram.
Vondelpark is one of the largest city parks in central europe. It's easy to spend all day there if the weather's nice.
Dutch fruit machines by law have a much larger chance of paying out albeit in smaller amounts. It's worth putting a couple of coins in. Even if you don't understand fruit machines or Dutch.
Get a travel pass for however long you're going. All inclusive ticket (busses, trams & metro). Public transport is cheap as fuck because they have a traffic congestion problem.
Prostitutes don't allow you to perform analingus. Not even worth asking.

 

[frenz]

Some good ones there. I'd add Boerejongens, 1e hulp, Grey Area & Green Place if you're looking for top quality weed at good prices, and Lost In Amsterdam for a good place to chill (expensive but best milkshakes in the entire world).

General tips:
Don't give change to beggars, they'll follow you.
Stroopwaffel is great straight from the packet but it's best to place it on a hot cuppa so the steam melts the caramel inside.
Never buy pre-rolled joints. They're all shit.
Don't bother buying moonrocks (weed coated in thc oil and rolled in thc crystals) they're a rip off. They use shit weed and dodgy concentrate and charge 40e a gram.
Vondelpark is one of the largest city parks in central europe. It's easy to spend all day there if the weather's nice.
Dutch fruit machines by law have a much larger chance of paying out albeit in smaller amounts. It's worth putting a couple of coins in. Even if you don't understand fruit machines or Dutch.
Get a travel pass for however long you're going. All inclusive ticket (busses, trams & metro). Public transport is cheap as fuck because they have a traffic congestion problem.
Prostitutes don't allow you to perform analingus. Not even worth asking.

thats handy advice for others here, but im good on that. thanks!!!

 

[Gazwald]

thats handy advice for others here, but im good on that. thanks!!!

I have no idea if it's true or not. Any temptation to bang a pro over there depletes when you see 60 year old men walking out of the booths all day long lol

 

[frenz]

I have no idea if it's true or not. Any temptation to bang a pro over there depletes when you see 60 year old men walking out of the booths all day long lol

yeah im a straight lady sooo

unless they have males?

 

[Gazwald]

yeah im a straight lady sooo

unless they have males?

They got trannies. Red light = woman. Blue light = looks like a woman but isn't.

 

[Deffid]

@Tules

 

[frenz]

They got trannies. Red light = woman. Blue light = looks like a woman but isn't.

mmm ill pass

 

[Concrete]

They got trannies. Red light = woman. Blue light = looks like a woman but isn't.

Attn: @Zer

 

[Gazwald]

mmm ill pass

The stroopwaffel tip is the most important. Tastes miles better.