Futbol Premier League Thread 2022/23 v9: Tuchel v Conte Edition

[UVee]

Spoiler: Supporters List

Arsenal (lmao) - Chules, Kadafi, Bones, Mga223, Good Ole Stannis BBQ, Concrete, fingercuffs, DangDaGawd, Clear Winner, wang xiangzhai, Goonerview, Gunners, LilMountain, RockNRoll98, Frenzy
Aston Villa - JonKunDo, Mongol
Bournemouth - Got no fans
Brentford- Got no fans
Brighton- Abandoned by Jonathan Utah
Chelsea - Daspy, BroRogan, kaybee, Canned Tuna, looktwice
Crystal Palace - Unblemishedcontainer, moreorless87
Everton- got no fans
Fulham - Ens189
Leicester - Old Bob
Leeds United- Rand M Arthur, Ken Fresno
Liverpool - ShamrockFTW, Fadeless, GracieMMABarra, Shamrocker, Spoken, Rebelfett, Zimo, Gladiator24
Manchester City - Kung Fu Kowboy, Fijeeto, Papa WEO
Manchester United - Dr J, Partlow, Uvee, LEWIS540, Jose Beehive, danny23, Revolver, Nowhere Fast, Sexy, cyrano200, RR, East Stand Dabber, Trax, weaselkenievil
Newcastle - Arqueto, Kadafi the plastic cunt, 650lb Sumo
Tottenham Hotspur - Carl Drogo, hoonosewot88, pem123, fetalpuzishun, clumseygenius, Alpha Omega Man, bolochung, Blokey
Southampton- got no fans
West Ham - Tobago Jones, Syd
Wolverhampton Wanderers- got no fans

Rest of Europe:
Real Madrid - Kadafi, Rawex , DS7
Barcelona - Da Speeit, fbed2332, El Che, mantis_fist, Dizzy
Atletico Madrid - Edwin, Illicint, Lustercross
Buyern - Xtramob, CubicleGangster
VfB Stuttgart - BroRogan
Borussia Dortmund - Deffs, Sebbe
Fiorentina - Kaybee
1. FC Kaiserslautern - Wallybear
Lyon - kerozene74
FC Porto - Fadeless
Benfica - DS7
PSG - Kooshin Diini

Football League:
Cardiff City - WEO, Jonathan Utah
Mansfield Town - Blokeybloke
Norwich - Kirku
Sundercan - Cardona, UltraMagnus

MLS:
NYCFC - Cardona
Portland Timbers - Xtramob
Colorado Rapids - Daspy
LAFC - Jonny Utah

Scottish Football:
Celtic - Boxeo, Shamrocker, Clumseygenius, Zimo
Rangers - Alpha Omega Man

Spoiler: Ten Hag Mascot

Spoiler: Animal Mascot

Spoiler: Bike Racks

CHOON
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[Jonathan Utah]

Sommer Ray was the love of my live during freshman year.

 

[Carl Drogo]

ANTONIOOOOO antonio ANTONIOOOOOOOOOO

timestamped

 

[xtramob]

Alaba > Alba

 

[Chules]

Tuchel has the height and reach advantage. Close fight but I give him the nod

man can spit bars too. He’s about that life

 

[xtramob]

Tuchel has the height and reach advantage. Close fight but I give him the nod

man can spit bars too. He’s about that life

No way is mans stopping a power double leg.

 

[BroRogan]

Good lad @UVee Cheers for the new thread! Weird mascots (- the bike racks)


@Chules Big man LG on ManU

 

[Chules]

Souness has triggered women’s football lmfao

 

[Chules]

@Chules Big man LG on ManU

Facts

 

[Dr J]

Good lad @UVee Cheers for the new thread! Weird mascots (- the bike racks)


@Chules Big man LG on ManU

The donkeys on the field have nothing to do with the people who put them there. A great take from the less talented Gallagher.

 

[Carl Drogo]

 

[BroRogan]

The donkeys on the field have nothing to do with the people who put them there. A great take from the less talented Gallagher.

All credits and props to the Beezz BUT lets be honest NO Utd team should lose 0:4 to Brentford. Whatever your starting XI looks like and who the manager is atm

@Carl Drogo your sins are forgiven! No more snake spoilers... war is over (til the next game)

 

[Dr J]

Souness has triggered women’s football lmfao

The “country” witnessed a tournament on par with an American youth competition. “Daft” sums it up well.

I’d be curious what the over/under on Souness losing his job over this harmless yet accurate statement.

 

[Dr J]

All credits and props to the Beezz BUT lets be honest NO Utd team should lose 0:4 to Brentford. Whatever your starting XI looks like and who the manager is atm

@Carl Drogo your sins are forgiven! No more snake spoilers... war is over (til the next game)

Yet they’ve lost by 4 goals as many times in the last 5 months (under 2 managers no less) than Fergie did in 20 years.

The players are a huge part of the problem, yet there’s been a pathetic effort to replace them. That’s on the owners.

 

[Carl Drogo]

Might rewatch the first 10 minutes and the last 6. Cba with the rest of that shite.

 

[BAM]

Tuchel by any way he wants due to 8" height advantage and harnessing the rage caused by his failing marriage. Conte doesnt want any part of that mess.

 

[Carl Drogo]

@Carl Drogo your sins are forgiven! No more snake spoilers... war is over (til the next game)

One more spoiler and it's gonna be

 

[Dr J]

This would explain so much, but surely it is a heap of bullshit. Not even United could be stupid enough to dole out these contracts, especially to a guy like McTominay.

@The_Renaissance @LEWIS540

 

[Carl Drogo]

This would explain so much, but surely it is a heap of bullshit. Not even United could be stupid enough to dole out these contracts, especially to a guy like McTominay.

@The_Renaissance @LEWIS540

Mcguire would've signed anything to play for United. No way in hell he forced something like that into the contract. How would you even enforce it.

PS Those muppets have that clause but Ronaldo doesn't....

 

[BAM]

This would explain so much, but surely it is a heap of bullshit. Not even United could be stupid enough to dole out these contracts, especially to a guy like McTominay.

@The_Renaissance @LEWIS540

I seriously doubt any of them have that kind of guarantee

So, in the event we think you are shit, we will pay you MORE not to play... does not compute. It's like an anti-incentive laden contract.