Futbol Premier League Thread 2022/23 v8: Matchweek 1 Edition

[Dr J]

I can't imagine we're going to pay Varane 300k p/w to sit on the bench all season, though it's about time he got injured playing for France again.

Are Bailly, Tuanzebe and Jones still around?

Yep. Bailly looked like the best CB at the club in preseason—which means next to nothing from what we’ve seen—but him, Varane, and Jones couldn’t even combine for a full season of games.

 

[xtramob]

Tuchel would legitimately get leveled by Conte

so sick of his fake toughguy shit. Man is built like Drogo with Prostate Cancer

 

[Dr J]

 

[Dr J]

 

[Chules]

football heritage

 

[Dr J]

football heritage

“If they play” was my favorite part.

 

[Carl Drogo]

@Carl Drogo @xtramob

Spoiler

just kidding

@Arqueto @650lb Sumo @Chules

Snake!

 

[Carl Drogo]

Tuchel would legitimately get leveled by Conte

so sick of his fake toughguy shit. Man is built like Drogo with Prostate Cancer

Manlets always back a midget to win a scrap against a tall wirey bloke. Complete nonsense

 

[Partlow]

Had a nice day at the state fair yesterday. No games on, had to take advantage of it. Now there are coaches fighting today, how uncouth

 

[Partlow]

LMAO at the mugs in the US leaving a sympathy like on this post when the video isn't available here. Absolute state of it

Just liked his post after seeing this. I can feel the goal in my bones

 

[Dr J]

Manlets always back a midget to win a scrap against a tall wirey bloke. Complete nonsense

Sounds like Drogo is backing Tuchel.

 

[Jonathan Utah]

Sounds like Drogo is backing Tuchel.

He betrayed Tottenham.

 

[Jonathan Utah]

I know Tuchel is a beyond meat enjoyer.

 

[Dr J]

He betrayed Tottenham.

I know Tuchel is a beyond meat enjoyer.

Betrayed Tottenham and Texas.

 

[Jonathan Utah]

Betrayed Tottenham and Texas.

Drogo & Tuchel are going to bond over some plant based burgers.

 

[Carl Drogo]

Drogo & Tuchel are going to bond over some plant based burgers.

Betrayed Tottenham and Texas.

Sickening double standard after Daspy backed Conte. Glad @Partlow is around to document this. Can't wait for the day you're both cancelled and hauled off to prison.

 

[Chules]

 

[Chules]

@UVee @LEWIS540 @FadeLess @Dr J



BeeCee analysis. man got a crispy trim!

 

[Da Speeit]

He betrayed Tottenham.

Ive got him on strings

 

[Da Speeit]

Sickening double standard after Daspy backed Conte. Glad @Partlow is around to document this. Can't wait for the day you're both cancelled and hauled off to prison.

Tuchel’s an overrated bitch, not going to ignore that bc i like the only London team worth a damn