Futbol Premier League Thread 2022/23 v8: Matchweek 1 Edition

[Carl Drogo]

Mate, they went into the transfer market for a CB, pointed at one who’s 5 foot 6 and said “yeah, I’ll have that”.

 

[danny23]

Entering banter era part 5. Arsenal territory.

 

[Arqueto]

Didn’t he have a rape thing before it became trendy?

His brother was charged for it but he did get arrested at first.

 

[LEWIS540]

Rings a bell

One of those, I was drunk and went back to an equally drunk man’s room at 3am, but gave him no indication I was down to go!!!!

Yeah, whatever, slag.

 

[mantis_fist]

 

[Chules]

Entering banter era part 5. Arsenal territory.

Behave.

Arsenal are BACK!

Kroenke is bankrolling us to the title.

 

[Dr J]

United seem to be satisfied with a player who lost the ball in a similar situation leading to a goal—the same player who lost control and tried to pass, nearly picking up a red card in the process.



It doesn’t have to be Frenkie—there are available upgrades in any of the top leagues.

 

[Chules]

Mate, they went into the transfer market for a CB, pointed at one who’s 5 foot 6 and said “yeah, I’ll have that”.

Our max offer for him was 30m lol

United paid double

 

[Chules]

United seem to be satisfied with a player who lost the ball in a similar situation leading to a goal—the same player who lost control and tried to pass, nearly picking up a red card in the process.

It doesn’t have to be Frenkie—there are available upgrades in any of the top leagues.

We need a player like this in our midfield. Woedegard is shit. Can’t believe we let the one troo Bruno go to Newcastle unopposed.

 

[Arqueto]

We need a player like this in our midfield. Woedegard is shit. Can’t believe we let the one troo Bruno go to Newcastle unopposed.

He was absolutely balling yesterday too fam. Best CM I've seen in a Toon shirt.

 

[Dr J]

Our max offer for him was 30m lol

United paid double

£500K per inch is a fair price, imo.

 

[Carl Drogo]

£500K per inch is a fair price, imo.

Chules has a £2,500,000 piece?

Spoiler

£3,000,000 with the one troo

 

[Chules]

Chules has a £2,500,000 piece?

Spoiler

£3,000,000 with the one troo

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[Chules]

@The_Renaissance

 

[Dr J]

 

[Carl Drogo]

Who has the Roy Keane breakdown of today's match?

 

[EOW]

@The_Renaissance

How's life in Wales going fella?

 

[BroRogan]

What? I thought that was a joke! @ Utd gang you not really trying to sign this mug!?

 

[Chules]

How's life in Wales going fella?

Spoiler

pretty stressful lol, just feels like I’m on an extension of med school but without my friends and family with me tbh. Miss home. Trying to power through. Hopefully I’ll get more used to the work which will help. Actual work is a mix between being fun and shitting myself regularly lol.

Doing four night shifts in a row tomorrow. Pray for me.

 

[Arqueto]

Who has the Roy Keane breakdown of today's match?