Futbol Premier League Thread 2022/23 v8: Matchweek 1 Edition

[Arqueto]

Citeh just stole our top 4 spot. Had enuff

@BroRogan I'm going to have to send Monty to fill these two in bud.

 

[LEWIS540]

Bale was still wetting the bed and playing left back when I turned up you cunt

Pretty sure that boy still needs plastic sheets, tbf.

 

[LEWIS540]

Citeh just stole our top 4 spot. Had enuff

@BroRogan I'm going to have to send Monty to fill these two in bud.

Saudi / UAE dick measuring contest looms.

Need Qatar to fuck off PSG and buy United, to really fuck things up.

 

[Chules]

 

[Carl Drogo]

"Steady the language" - FUCK YOU MUPPET. You want viewers let HaaLAD do his thing.

 

[Partlow]

Suspension is in order, game should be void as well (Haaland fantasy points should not be disallowed though)

 

[Partlow]

Speaking of FPL I was looking at the highest scores worldwide yesterday and literally everyone in like the top 20 triple captained Zinchenko. Is this like the equivalent of putting a Ukraine flag in your social media bio?

 

[Chules]

Would be progress to walk like that lol

jus saw this post sorry.

one day at a time

hope you're getting dat protein IN. your leg muscles might atrophy. my right leg muscles shrinked lol.

 

[Chules]

Speaking of FPL I was looking at the highest scores worldwide yesterday and literally everyone in like the top 20 triple captained Zinchenko. Is this like the equivalent of putting a Ukraine flag in your social media bio?

lmao why the fuck did they do that?!

aside from the assist I wasn't that impressed with him

 

[Chules]

How is this any different from last month lol

 

[The_Renaissance]

Jim Garner was one of their best players last season, comes back on a high, and barely plays pre season.

Surely can’t be a bad idea to give him a shot. Literally can’t be any worse.

One of my best mates is a Forest season ticket holder - said Garner was great for the most part but feels hes nowhere near ready for regular PL football. Drifts out of games too much according to him. I dont think he'd make a difference for United to be honest, but, hand to heart, I'd rather him than DVDB whos now had several different managers and a loan deal and has done NOTHING.

 

[BroRogan]

Citeh just stole our top 4 spot. Had enuff

@BroRogan I'm going to have to send Monty to fill these two in bud.

I'd definitely recommend to stay away from these fellas <45>if Gully is still in Manc we can send him to sort these guys out

 

[Jonathan Utah]

He’s better THEN Bissouma.

 

[LEWIS540]

One of my best mates is a Forest season ticket holder - said Garner was great for the most part but feels hes nowhere near ready for regular PL football. Drifts out of games too much according to him. I dont think he'd make a difference for United to be honest, but, hand to heart, I'd rather him than DVDB whos now had several different managers and a loan deal and has done NOTHING.

And McT who we know is not good enough. I’d prefer a “not ready” than a “definitely not”!

 

[Deffid]

jus saw this post sorry.

one day at a time

hope you're getting dat protein IN. your leg muscles might atrophy. my right leg muscles shrinked lol.

The hospital food is not very great lol, but I’ll come home tomorrow! In the evening I get BBQ stuff from my uncles birthday!

 

[Da Speeit]

Any thoughts on buying MANU stock?
It's at historically low levels and I wonder if the Glazers are going to sell (and would get much more than the current stock price)
Stock is pricing club under 2 billion, but prolly worth around 4 bil

Do not ever ask Chules for financial advice

 

[Da Speeit]

It’s finally over.
Thank you, Neto, for absolutely nothing. Now get the fuckkkk outtttt

 

[Jonathan Utah]

But I heard he’s going to United soon.

 

[BroRogan]

@Chules

 

[Dr J]