Futbol Premier League Thread 2022/23 v8: Matchweek 1 Edition

[650lb Sumo]

 

[xtramob]

Has nothing on Club America vs Timbers mid covid lockdown match and Providence Park last year.

 

[Deffid]

What did I miss deffs?

Broke my ankle Weber C fracture to be exact, waiting to be slaughtered right now ffs

 

[BAM]

Broke my ankle Weber C fracture to be exact, waiting to be slaughtered right now ffs

No stud farm, straight to the glue factory

 

[Rawex]

No stud farm, straight to the glue factory

Might get a contract with Packers with his medical history

 

[BAM]

Might get a contract with Packers with his medical history

Most snakebit team of the past decade. So many lost championships

 

[BAM]

Broke my ankle Weber C fracture to be exact, waiting to be slaughtered right now ffs

https://aoj.amegroups.com/article/view/5619/html

Looks like fun. Have a few months of crutches ahead of you?

 

[FadeLess]

Cucurella to Chelsea, done deal.

 

[LilMountain]

Top Four: LFC, MCFC, Arsenal, THFC
Bottom Three: Everton, Bournemouth, Forrest
Golden Boot Winner: Salah
Most Assists: KdB
First to be sacked in the morning: Marsch
EASports it's in the game La Liga Winner: Barca
Champions League Winner: Citeh
Bayern Munich League Winner: Bayern
Will Blokey come back to us instead of talking to himself on the bird app so he can do these questions instead?: Definitely not

 

[Cyrano200]

Voted Man U out of loyalty, don't actually believe it is remotely possible.
Sad to see I've been cut from the supporters list

 

[mantis_fist]

 

[Arqueto]

Nice, proper football is back.

 

[xtramob]

Brutal reus

 

[xtramob]

Broke my ankle Weber C fracture to be exact, waiting to be slaughtered right now ffs

Damn, feel better doofs, hope surgery goes smooth

 

[GracieNutHugger]

Top Four: Pool, Man City, Chelsea, Spurs
Bottom Three: Leeds, Bournemouth, Brentford
Golden Boot Winner: Haaland
Most Assists: de Bruyne
First to be sacked in the morning: Frank
EASports it's in the game La Liga Winner: Barça
Champions League Winner: Man City
Bayern Munich League Winner: Bayern
Will Blokey come back to us instead of talking to himself on the bird app so he can do these questions instead?: Nah

 

[Rawex]

Nice, proper football is back.

Nah Arsenal is playing

 

[Mga223]

Nah Arsenal is playing

Always smart to start with the greatest team in football history.

 

[Mga223]

How many people in fantasy this year?

 

[The_Renaissance]

Predictions for the United game:

- Martinez to partner Maguire in CB. Visibly look 5ft 5in tall, but play reasonably well.
- Eriksen to come on for Bruno and look a much better #10 than him.
- Midfield to be fucking atrocious.
- Ronaldo to start at CF, but won't score. Rashford will look diabolical and be subbed off for Elanga.

 

[FadeLess]

how did it go @Deffid ?

wishing you a full and speedy recovery.