Futbol Premier League Thread 2022/23 v8: Matchweek 1 Edition

[Chules]

@Deffid hope your surgery goes well tomorrow pal

you'll have Patrick Vieria sonning us AGANE to look forward to as you recover

 

[Chules]

That dross is already out? <Lmaoo>

One of the first lines: "but recently things haven't been so good"

INJECT
Auba the Captain
The Saka miss

i watched all the eps so far already. Mike L is a clown lol



lmao. Lee Gunner bless

 

[Deffid]

@Deffid hope your surgery goes well tomorrow pal

you'll have Patrick Vieria sonning us AGANE to look forward to as you recover

Fank you matey

Appreciate you thinking of it! Hoping for all the best!

 

[LEWIS540]

I've driven to Dundee in my bare feet, Lynn......

I ate an entire Toblerone. And I don’t mean a small one, I mean a medium sized one.

 

[Da Speeit]

 

[Partlow]

The seasono will be canceled because of monkeypox but here goes

Top Four: United, Liverpool, Spurs, Chelsea
Bottom Three: City (point deduction) Bournemouth, Fulham
Golden Boot Winner: Jamie Vardy being motivated by his wife’s legal fees
Most Assists: Frenkie de jong
First to be sacked in the morning: Frank Lampard
EASports it's in the game La Liga Winner: Barcelona after activating their 8th economic lever
Champions League Winner: Arsenal
Bayern Munich League Winner: Rb Leipzig
Will Blokey come back to us instead of talking to himself on the bird app so he can do these questions instead?: No, but he’ll do these questions on Twitter instead

 

[Partlow]

Fank you matey

Appreciate you thinking of it! Hoping for all the best!

What did I miss deffs?

 

[Dr J]

Man U is crap

Elanga reportedly in line to start this weekend. I won’t be sad to see Brighton turn United over again. The club hasn’t learned much from its mistakes.

 

[Da Speeit]

What did I miss deffs?

Def Wilshere back on his bullshjt

 

[Jonathan Utah]

@xtramob which one are you here?

 

[Dr J]

 

[The_Renaissance]

I ate an entire Toblerone. And I don’t mean a small one, I mean a medium sized one.

"Lynn.......lynnnnn (mouth full of chocolate)"

 

[xtramob]

@xtramob which one are you here?

Dude in the corner on his phone

 

[Carl Drogo]

Had to literally testify. Just hit resume. Arsnaa about to get STUNG BY BEES. Macaulay Culkin FC!

 

[Carl Drogo]

They've just signed Ben White




This is the greatest show on television.

 

[xtramob]

They've just signed Ben White




This is the greatest show on television.

ALL or NOTHING

 

[xtramob]

"I can't let you get close!"

 

[650lb Sumo]

Prediction
Crystal Palace 0 - 2 Arsenal

 

[xtramob]

Top Four:
Spurs, City, Pool, Arsenal

Bottom Three:
Everton, Bournemouth, Nott Forrest

Golden Boot Winner:
Kane

Most Assists:
de Bruyne

First to be sacked in the morning:
Fat Frank

EASports it's in the game La Liga Winner:
Barca

Champions League Winner:
PSG

Bayern Munich League Winner:
LOL

 

[xtramob]