Futbol Premier League Thread 2022/23 v7 - Tony Marshall is BACK Edition

[Da Speeit]

Are you not at the game?!

Im having a kid in 3 weeks, don’t have 500$ to shell for a friendly

 

[Da Speeit]

Christensen and Rudiger looking like Christensen and Rudiger

 

[Dr J]

Wow.

The replay isn’t doing that one justice. What a hit from Rafinha.

 

[Da Speeit]

Wow.

The replay isn’t doing that one justice. What a hit from Rafinha.

Cuntwah got bodied

Real are so shit without Benzema

 

[Da Speeit]

Gavi burying Camavinga

 

[Kadafi]

How did Lewa miss that lol

 

[Da Speeit]

Ancelotti: Now that we have Rudiger we can play the ball out from the back

Rudiger on the ball:

 

[Da Speeit]

Ter Stegen needs that Turkish hair transplant

 

[Dr J]

This is fun.

 

[Da Speeit]

Gavi is legit throwing right hands holy shit dude
Just pretending Rodrygo is Pique

 

[Da Speeit]

Fuck you Vinicius
Get him Jordi

 

[Da Speeit]

Last time a Pole and an Austrian looked this rusty…

 

[Kadafi]

Modric and Kroos in

 

[Kadafi]

Cuntwah got bodied

Real are so shit without Benzema

 

[Dr J]

Frenkie in at CB, and the announcers shat on United. “I’ll play at CB, just please don’t send me to Manchester.”

British journalists who were hoping for the easy click bait when Frenkie missed out altogether:

 

[Da Speeit]

Free Ray

 

[Kadafi]

Assensio

 

[Da Speeit]

Frenkie is very very good at football

 

[Da Speeit]

Barca’s real #1 coming in!

 

[Dr J]

Frenkie is very very good at football

Looks sharp as a center back so far. The two passes he sent out of bounds were clear errors from his target.