Locked Premier League Thread 2022/23: V4 - Geezers Need Excitement Edition

[BroRogan]

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@Chules only away shirt I ever bought...

Spoiler

 

[Chules]

@EOW
Gareth Bale 'wouldn't get a game for Arsenal' and would 'hold back their young players' if he joined, claims Jack Wilshere in damning verdict on star's decline as he weighs up shock free transfer to Championship side Cardiff

Bale is without a club after his departure from Real Madrid at the end of the season, although he has held talks with Cardiff and visited their training ground.

Joe Allen 'will leave Stoke on a free this summer after rejecting a new contract, with a return to Swansea a possible option' as Wales midfielder seeks first-team football ahead of the World Cup

The Welsh international midfielder is now free to hold talks with any club as a free agent, and according to reports from the Telegraph , Swansea is a potential destination.

 

[LEWIS540]

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Genuinely think it’s best for everyone if he went, tbh.

Next season’s going to be ugly regardless, and he’s obviously not staying long term, so might as well really start from scratch, even if it means finishing 9th.

If Bayern want him, and he gets one last crack at the CL good for him too.

 

[LEWIS540]

She's perhaps the worst celebrity female on the planet. She's basically a council estate chav whore who somehow lucked herself into money and glamour.

Not to be uncouth/heartless but is that kid the way he is because she was partying whilst pregnant, or is it just one of those unlucky things?

 

[The_Renaissance]

Not to be uncouth/heartless but is that kid the way he is because she was partying whilst pregnant, or is it just one of those unlucky things?

Not at all man, I fully agree - some form of it, definitely. Can you honestly see that slag abstaining from drink and drugs for 9 months? She can't last 2 days, she's an addict, an alcoholic and a terrible, terrible person. Trash.

 

[EOW]

Lmfao. What a line. it was when we were watching a twitch stream and there was some monster with it.

Who coined it, me or you?

@Clear Winner

it was me, don't try to take credit lol

 

[Chules]

@Arqueto @Da Speeit

 

[Chules]

it was me, don't try to take credit lol

Even if I did try, what you gonna do?

 

[Carl Drogo]

@xtramob Paratici da Gawd has jetted off to Italy to get the signings IN and the deadwood OUT. We'll soon be dancing on a mass grave of prem fred non-believers. Rest easy for now brother.

 

[danny23]

 

[Rawex]

 

[Rawex]

 

[BroRogan]

@danny23 awesome version! It's one of my fav Led Zep jams anyway c'mon mate! What's with your AV... I know you are a Utd supporter and feel old () BUT only good vibes in here

Summer edition

bonus

 

[Carl Drogo]

Don't think a Hazard can be trusted at this point.

 

[EOW]

Don't think a Hazard can be trusted at this point.

 

[Rawex]

Don't think a Hazard can be trusted at this point.

He is a good signing, i mean not many good pasta restaurants in Newcastle i am guessing

 

[Rawex]

Game, set, match.

 

[Carl Drogo]

Pigback post from another club lmao

 

[Chules]

wot's the logo on the top left mean?

 

[Carl Drogo]

wot's the logo on the top left mean?

I wouldn't worry about that mate. The game is about having fun really innit? Enjoy yer season.