Premier League Thread 2017/18 v61: Happy New Year Family!

[Deleted member 405583]

camembert in MY Vagina? it's more common than you think

 

[Concrete]

I like me some camembert so is that close enough your highness?

 

[blokeybloke]

Mother in laws manicurist gifted her a ramekin full of homemade liver pate for xmas. The consistency was perfection. It was soooo moreish.

Told her she's in the wrong line of business. It was THAT good!

 

[UVee]

@UltimateVictory

^^^ read the threat against me

I'll need your help

it's ON

Don't worry your nuclear button is bigger than his.

 

[frenz]

I like me some camembert so is that close enough your highness?

no it is not and im quite frankly disgusted with you. your ancestors are shaking

 

[Concrete]

no it is not and im quite frankly disgusted with you. your ancestors are shaking

My ancestors are smiling at me Imperial. Can you say the same?

 

[blokeybloke]

dark chill chocolate >>>>>>>

Too bitter

I don't mind it in small doses. Like say on posh mini biscuits, to go with a strong cup of loose leaf Darjeeling in the evening.

 

[Chules]

Don't worry your nuclear button is bigger than his.

@Deffid

 

[Chules]

@frenzy @Clear Winner

Arsenal set to sign Mavropanos with Greek wonderkid due in London to discuss £2.2m move

The Gunners are in talks to sign the promising centre half Mavropanos, 20, this month. The defender and his representatives are due in London to discuss a £2.2m move from PAS Giannina.


one of the top comments:
Spending big

 

[frenz]

My ancestors are smiling at me Imperial. Can you say the same?

 

[Gazwald]

My mother in law loves marmalade. She likes the Dundee kind in the white jar.

Bought her some Fortnum & Masons champagne marmalade for chrimbo but not sure if she'll like it as she prefers it to be as tart as possible.

Dundee marmalade's the best.

Since 1797.

 

[frenz]

sploosh

 

[Chules]

Penarol striker Lucas Viatri left with horrific wounds after a firework exploded in his face over Christmas

Spoiler: REKT

top comments:
Looks like sylvester stallone's mum

 

[frenz]

 

[Partlow]

I cancelled your Xmas & New Year. Plz don't make me cancel your life.

 

[frenz]

https://www.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/comments/7ntt7r/til_in_2006_a_man_in_portland_oregon_hired_a/

omg

 

[blokeybloke]

Dundee marmalade's the best.

Since 1797.

<{monica}>

 

[Rawex]

@Rawex do you ever bet on Spanish cup or too many players rested?

Depends on the lineups.

 

[Concrete]

@Rawex make the new thread, would you kindly

 

[blokeybloke]

If Christensen don't play today i'm rooting for a Xhaka 30yd piledriver