Futbol Premier League 2025/26 Thread - v2 - From Bad To Wirtz Edition

My friend got a ticket on ticket exchange for me guys

£100 . Lfggg lol
So when Pool wins today, you are getting arrested for assaulting Pool fans or other Arsenal fans if no Pool fans around.
And by assault i mean hitting em with your purse.
@Carl Drogo @EOW
Start a gofundme for him so they dont put him in Tower of London for 300 years. Need the best lawyer on this.
 
Indifferent to last night's shitshow. Pleased for Sesko, despite fluffing numerous chances first half he at least looked lively and we were finally feeding him. Two nice goals too. However, this shitshow + Ole's naive tactics = numerous hammerings to come this season, we'll finish bottom half definitely.

This is how this is gonna play out.

- Glasner will be hired in the summer on a freebie. His trajectory will be identical to that of ETH.
- Next season we'll be tougher to beat and score against and Glasner will have us top 6-8 and will win the league cup.
- His second season shit will start unravelling, fans will complain that he's too defensive and rigid, he'll be sacked, we'll finish bottom half.
- Ole will return.

Final rant - Mainoo is simply not a very good player. He was lauded by our fans during a period of desperation where an academy product was the only real bright spark at the club. He is slow as fucking molasses so cannot play as an attacking 10 and also isn't a good forward passer. He is too physically weak and slow to be a CM. He is basically a sideways passer who occasionally arrives late in the box to sweep in the odd goal.

I would sell him in the summer without hesitation, there, I said it.
 
So when Pool wins today, you are getting arrested for assaulting Pool fans or other Arsenal fans if no Pool fans around.
And by assault i mean hitting em with your purse.
@Carl Drogo @EOW
Start a gofundme for him so they dont put him in Tower of London for 300 years. Need the best lawyer on this.
I will batter any cunt in self defense

I hate Chelsea fans more, mind you 😂 probably best I’m not going to see us play them
 
My pal gave me his account login details to get through the faff of transferring and he has tons of tickets in his wallet. All the next month of games are there. man must trust me 🥺😂
 
And by assault i mean hitting em with your purse.
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The former Premier League referee David Coote has been given a suspended sentence after he was found to have a sexual video of a 15-year-old boy in school uniform on his laptop.

Judge Shant said Coote, 43, had a 'spectacular fall from grace' after police charged him with making a category A video, the most serious kind, of a 15-year-old schoolboy. The charge refers to activities such as downloading, sharing or saving photos or videos containing abuse.

The sacked referee was also given a 10-year sexual harm prevention order, which the judge said would restrict his 'contact and communication with children' and where he was allowed to live. He has also been ordered to carry out 150 hours of unpaid work.

Prosecutors said the 2min 11s video found on his laptop showed the boy undress until he was completely naked, before performing sexual acts on himself.

Passing sentence on Coote, Shant told him: “Those who commit this sort of offence must understand that they involve real children being abused, with all the consequent damage that comes from it.”

Coote was sacked by Professional Game Match Officials Limited in December 2024 after an unrelated video surfaced in which he made comments about the then Liverpool manager, Jürgen Klopp.



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Andy Hunter, in The Guardian, writes: 'The game’s gone, part 999. The Wolves recovery continued at Everton yet their impressive resolve under Rob Edwards was overshadowed by the ludicrous red card that should embarrass Professional Match Game Officials and the Premier League.

Common sense and elite level referees parted company long ago but the decision to dismiss Michael Keane for violent conduct after he pulled Tolu Arokodare’s dreadlocks while challenging for a header defied belief. Joao Neves and Jack Stephens on Marc Cucurella this was not. Once Thomas Kirk was sent to the pitchside monitor by the video assistant referee, Chris Kavanagh, however, the league’s newest referee was never going to challenge his superiors by asking where their senses had gone.

Keane was duly shown a straight red card and must serve a three-match ban unless Everton appeal and win. Jack Grealish received the first red card of his Premier League career minutes later for two bookable shows of dissent in quick succession.'
 
Indifferent to last night's shitshow. Pleased for Sesko, despite fluffing numerous chances first half he at least looked lively and we were finally feeding him. Two nice goals too. However, this shitshow + Ole's naive tactics = numerous hammerings to come this season, we'll finish bottom half definitely.

This is how this is gonna play out.

- Glasner will be hired in the summer on a freebie. His trajectory will be identical to that of ETH.
- Next season we'll be tougher to beat and score against and Glasner will have us top 6-8 and will win the league cup.
- His second season shit will start unravelling, fans will complain that he's too defensive and rigid, he'll be sacked, we'll finish bottom half.
- Ole will return.

Final rant - Mainoo is simply not a very good player. He was lauded by our fans during a period of desperation where an academy product was the only real bright spark at the club. He is slow as fucking molasses so cannot play as an attacking 10 and also isn't a good forward passer. He is too physically weak and slow to be a CM. He is basically a sideways passer who occasionally arrives late in the box to sweep in the odd goal.

I would sell him in the summer without hesitation, there, I said it.

It would be good bantz if Ole became your Martin O'Neill, tbf!

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😻 awesome mate! Hope you have a nice evening(seriously)👌 Solid banger game this
Thank you pal! I’m buzzingggg. Legit feels like one of our biggest games in years. Hopefully we win 🙏🏼 Will post a vid or two when I’m there.

I really wanted to either go to this game or the Man U one and got mugged off in the ballot for both. Thanks to my pal who helped me get it coz I checked twice this morning and there were fuck all tickets available 😂

LFG!!! 🔴⚪🔴⚪🔴⚪
 
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