Futbol Premier League 2025/26 Thread - v2 - From Bad To Wirtz Edition

[Ignicious]

Didn't he end up bankrupt or involved in some shady financial dealings?

Several in fact. Both personal and companies he invested in. He even had to get help from some reality tv show host up here who helps people out with financial problems.

And he's a dick too

 

[Rawex]

Meanwhile, Osimhen lighting it up at AFCON. Dude performs for club and country.

I don't give a damn if he's troublesome, I'd throw a bunch of money at him right away.

 

[Possum Jenkins]

His managers are retarded.

Bayern is one of the few big teams that are completely safe in the striker position with Kane the Goat still in top form.

 

[650lb Sumo]

Several in fact. Both personal and companies he invested in. He even had to get help from some reality tv show host up here who helps people out with financial problems.

And he's a dick too

@Ignicious works in McDonalds confirmed.

 

[FadeLess]

Yep, read about it every day.
It’s supposedly his preferred destination, sporting side of the club still trying to find out what to do with the backline.

Lewandowski said he’d take a new deal and a reduced wage for next year so probably sorting that out too

No idea but they just loaned Cancelo, hopefully he starts in big games. Over 3.5 great bet.

Thanks, guys.

Spoiler

 

[Dr J]

“Rawex would be interested in a tit wank from Sydney Sweeney”.

@Rawex reading about Ole’s meeting with United.

 

[LEWIS540]

Nvm.

 

[Dr J]

A definite improvement up top, but they’re going to need a CM with legs if they want to get the most out of Carrick.

 

[Rawex]

@Rawex reading about Ole’s meeting with United.

As posted earlier in here, she did spend Christmas in Finland. Maybe i should go work at the airport year. Then it turns into Die Hard 3 and i play McClane, saving her from the bad guys.

 

[Rawex]

His managers are retarded.

Bayern is one of the few big teams that are completely safe in the striker position with Kane the Goat still in top form.

Probably not happening but Bayern did loan Jackson as back up for Kane. Osimhen is better forward than Jackson so if that loan gets cancelled who knows? Kane is also out of contract in 27 so if Osimhen is ok with being back up for Kane for couple seasons and being rested for WC next summer.
Farfetched sure but no harm in Osimhen's agents throwing his name in the hat.

 

[Rawex]

@Concrete

 

[Dr J]

As posted earlier in here, she did spend Christmas in Finland. Maybe i should go work at the airport year. Then it turns into Die Hard 3 and i play McClane, saving her from the bad guys.

The strategy may help out with all the sports gambling, but Die Hard 3 wasn’t at an airport.

 

[Chules]

 

[Chules]

Wins a trophy and stays???

 

[Rawex]

The strategy may help out with all the sports gambling, but Die Hard 3 wasn’t at an airport.

Ohh right got the movies mixed up.
I am not going to Harlem with a sign that has the N-word.

 

[Chules]

Ole IN

 

[Rawex]

Ole IN

Forget Ole

 

[650lb Sumo]

Crazy winner of World's Strongest Man!

I have caught up.

I am the casuallest of fans, but never even heard of Rayno Nel before. Or Paddy Haynes, who has also appeared from nowhere to be right up amongst it.

(1) Rayno Nel - 47
(2) Tom Stoltman - 46½
(3) Mitchell Hooper - 43½

UK is still strong though, we had four of the top ten.

Interesting to see Hafþór back again too.

 

[Dr J]

Forget Ole

Roy should be brought in on staff just to have someone giving daily hairdryers to these wanna be social media influencer prima donnas.

 

[Chules]

Waiting for the @UVee post Amorim sacking post