Futbol Premier League 2024/25 Thread - v4: Isak wants OUT of Newcastle Edition ⚽️💫

Will we have a new thread before the end of the season?

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    Votes: 6 24.0%
  • No

    Votes: 20 80.0%

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I told a bjj yogi that a lion doesn't stretch before it takes down a gazelle, before class. Genuinely hurt his feelings.

He came back two days later, "lions and housecats stretch all the time" or some shit...
Lmao
Its the go-to excuse from every fat middle aged guy who sucks.

They’ll idolize these roided up brazilian freaks who walk with a fucking limp and then be like “yeah i cant do a knee-cut because i’m not flexible enough”

Knigga, YOU SUCK! That’s why i’m having you drill this
 
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sit your cheeto dust fingers ass down and watch the game, goofy ass boy
You seem upset.
I’m in better shape than you
 
How the fuck do you let the play go on another minute and a half and then do a VAR check when you stop for a possible injury
 
Anyway, that last game might be the worst thing to happen to Yamal. Just pass the fucking ball, or shoot it, idgaf. stop with the bullshit
 
cope

I'm sure those cheeto dust ass fingers of yours are in great shape from typing over 103K Sherdog messages mate

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Not your mate.
idk what shithole you’re from but i could arrange a visit to suplex city if you wanted.

Lee dat
 
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