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LmaoI told a bjj yogi that a lion doesn't stretch before it takes down a gazelle, before class. Genuinely hurt his feelings.
He came back two days later, "lions and housecats stretch all the time" or some shit...
Its the go-to excuse from every fat middle aged guy who sucks.
They’ll idolize these roided up brazilian freaks who walk with a fucking limp and then be like “yeah i cant do a knee-cut because i’m not flexible enough”
Knigga, YOU SUCK! That’s why i’m having you drill this