Premier League 2024/25 Thread - v3: Happy New Year Edition

[650lb Sumo]

Yeah can’t say spaz, tard or mong in these woke times.

I believe “mentally deranged” or “mentalist” is the accepted vernacular.

 

[LEWIS540]

Yeah remember that!

What is the Spastic Shop called now? Scope?

 

[Chules]

Also is that what you write on someone’s medical chart, ‘he’s a spastic!’

Yeah can’t say spaz, tard or mong in these woke times.

I believe “mentally deranged” or “mentalist” is the accepted vernacular.

“Mental disturbance” lol

 

[LEWIS540]

“Mental disturbance” lol

My girlfriend is a psychologist and retard is still an accepted term in Serbia. Always gets an eyebrow raise from me.

 

[Chules]

Yeah remember that!

What is the Spastic Shop called now? Scope?

I remember being in primary school in the playground and calling a kid a "retard"

Didnt even know what it meant at the time, everyone else was saying as a insult so I followed suit haha

Guy went straight and told my mum (who worked as a teaching assistant in same school) and who standing next to the headteacher at the time.

What a pussy snitching on me for that.

 

[Arqueto]

And I’m gonna be the president of Somalia

 

[Chules]

My girlfriend is a psychologist and retard is still an accepted term in Serbia. Always gets an eyebrow raise from me.

can she diagnose me?

Wahalli Arsenal are finished!!

 

[LEWIS540]

I remember being in primary school in the playground and calling a kid a "retard"

Didnt even know what it meant at the time, everyone else was saying as a insult so I followed suit haha

Guy went straight and told my mum (who worked as a teaching assistant in same school) and who standing next to the headteacher at the time.

What a pussy snitching on me for that.

Probably an actual tard, tbf.

It’s like calling someone gay (or stronger word). You’re not being homophobic, just using a general insult.

 

[LEWIS540]

can she diagnose me?

She’s good, but she’s not a miracle worker.

Basically always comes down to wanting to fuck your mother or some shit, as far as I can tell.

 

[650lb Sumo]

Yeah remember that!

What is the Spastic Shop called now? Scope?

Yes, the National Spastics Society was renamed to Scope in '94.

Idiot
Imbecile
Moron
Retard(ed)
Mong

are all originally medical terms

Idiot <25 IQ
Imbecile 25-50
Moron 50-75
retard just means slow, heavy vehicles often have a transmission brake called a retarder for instance. And Down's Syndrome used to be called Mongolian Idiocy. Although people with DS usually have an IQ well above 25.

 

[Chules]

Yes, the Spastics Society was renamed to Scope in '94.

Idiot
Imbecile
Moron
Retard(ed)
Mong

are all originally medical terms

Idiot <25 IQ
Imbecile 25-50
Moron 50-75
retard just means slow, heavy vehicles often have a transmission brake called a retarder for instance. And Down's Syndrome used to be called Mongolian Idiocy. Although people with DS usually have an IQ well above 25.

yep retard means slow in french lol

 

[Arqueto]

@Chules @Carl Drogo @Ignicious @BroRogan

 

[LEWIS540]

Yes, the Spastics Society was renamed to Scope in '94.

Idiot
Imbecile
Moron
Retard(ed)
Mong

are all originally medical terms

Idiot <25 IQ
Imbecile 25-50
Moron 50-75
retard just means slow, heavy vehicles often have a transmission brake called a retarder for instance. And Down's Syndrome used to be called Mongolian Idiocy. Although people with DS usually have an IQ well above 25.

Exactly. Thick Fuck, too. Comes from the Latin “Thickus Fuckae”, which described a chap who’d often leave the house having put his toga on back to front.

 

[Chules]

She’s good, but she’s not a miracle worker.

Basically always comes down to wanting to fuck your mother or some shit, as far as I can tell.

The noble art of self destruction lol

 

[LEWIS540]

The noble art of self destruction lol

Tbf, some of the stories are pretty fucking harrowing.

A parent abusing their own child comes up frequently.

 

[Arqueto]

@Chules @Carl Drogo @Ignicious @BroRogan

@Chules that first three and a half minutes tho I'm ded

 

[BroRogan]

Burnley vs Leeds

Although Leeds will stay top on GD if they lose (unless they lose by eight or more) - very relevant to Championship supremacy.

Was about to mention that aswell. Big up @Ignicious I will watch! Which means the kiss of death (to the opponents)


@650lb Sumo Trivia

 

[Chules]

@Chules that first three and a half minutes tho I'm ded

Pruuuuuuu pruuuuuuuu @Carl Drogo

The eucalyptus candle

That intro song, haven’t heard it in ages

 

[Arqueto]

That Burnley mascot mates with Emma?

 

[Arqueto]

The eucalyptus candle

When he blew the candle out I was ded