Prem Thread post season 2017/18 v4: Back Feeling Green Edition

[Chules]

team assistant to two heads of departments. some social media and comms thrown in. massive global company with actual money to spend not like these wankers i work for now. cant wait to work for a proper company again

YAY!

things are on the up

Give yourself a tryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

record your leaving speech to your boss pls

 

[Da Speeit]

Also, aren’t you a blue belt?

unfortunately. idk why i was so thirsty for this stupid ass belt, now i just get bullied by the same brown belts that used to offer advice and my fucking wrists are killing me constantly

 

[Chules]

@frenzy gonna be like

IM LEAVIN AND UR ALL CUNTS

in her head lel

 

[Da Speeit]

GUESS WHO HAS A NEW JOB BTW

@Tules

 

[frenz]

i cant wait to see my bosses face when i tell her lmfao.

she tried to move to me like it would take me ages. took me a week and a half

 

[frenz]

@frenzy gonna be like

IM LEAVIN AND UR ALL CUNTS

in her head lel

 

[El Che]

Jim Buss, lol.

Just glad his sister canned his stupid ass.

Their father Dr. Jerry Buss = Greatest owner in North American sports history.

 

[Chules]

INDEED.

@Tules

loool, im unemployable

 

[Spoken]

unfortunately. idk why i was so thirsty for this stupid ass belt, now i just get bullied by the same brown belts that used to offer advice and my fucking wrists are killing me constantly

Blue belt is hardest belt because you’re a blue longer than anything else. So many people give up with the blue.

My advice? Work arm drags from guard. You’ll start finding their wrists too.

 

[El Che]

TBF, mate. I like them more for the rustle. Also, just trying to get into the minds of you bigger basketball fans to understand the levels of hate. Been watching basketball Jordan at Chicago Bulls, but never really got into it big.

I really dont hate hate them. Now the Celtics and Spurs on the other hand I hate with an absolute passion. The Celtshits are my most hated franchise in all of sports up with Real Madrid and the Dallas Cowboys.

 

[Da Speeit]

Blue belt is hardest belt because you’re a blue longer than anything else. So many people give up with the blue.

My advice? Work arm drags from guard. You’ll start finding their wrists too.

Arm drags have been a focus the past couple weeks, funny you say that. I'm taking the back off them a lot, easier from half guard i've found. I thought it would be easier from closed guard, but i guess there's a lot of space still when you sit up. Less from half.

I've moved away from my omaplata attacks. i got discouraged from getting stacked and thrown off when i was cutting bad for a tournament, but now that i have like 15 more lbs on me i'm stronger there. Also learned some great ways to control w/o the belt since higher belts usually keep their hips away when they feel it coming. Been working that more, there are so many more attacks from there, plus the sweep obv.

Biggest thing i'm doing at blue over white is controlling the pants. Fuck man, i feel like such a dummy playing top so long and not controlling pants at all times

 

[Spoken]

Arm drags have been a focus the past couple weeks, funny you say that. I'm taking the back off them a lot, easier from half guard i've found. I thought it would be easier from closed guard, but i guess there's a lot of space still when you sit up. Less from half.

I've moved away from my omaplata attacks. i got discouraged from getting stacked and thrown off when i was cutting bad for a tournament, but now that i have like 15 more lbs on me i'm stronger there. Also learned some great ways to control w/o the belt since higher belts usually keep their hips away when they feel it coming. Been working that more, there are so many more attacks from there, plus the sweep obv.

Biggest thing i'm doing at blue over white is controlling the pants. Fuck man, i feel like such a dummy playing top so long and not controlling pants at all times

Smart. Avoiding omaplata and tricky shit like that is wise. Fundamental positions are important. I used to fuck up people that always watched YouTube to do tricky tornado guard and stuff because once I cracked thr one difficult puzzle, I always had the fundamentals.
And half guard is as neutral a position as any, IMO. So many good sweeps once you nail down arm drags and know how to create a bit of space.

 

[Spoken]

Arm drags have been a focus the past couple weeks, funny you say that. I'm taking the back off them a lot, easier from half guard i've found. I thought it would be easier from closed guard, but i guess there's a lot of space still when you sit up. Less from half.

I've moved away from my omaplata attacks. i got discouraged from getting stacked and thrown off when i was cutting bad for a tournament, but now that i have like 15 more lbs on me i'm stronger there. Also learned some great ways to control w/o the belt since higher belts usually keep their hips away when they feel it coming. Been working that more, there are so many more attacks from there, plus the sweep obv.

Biggest thing i'm doing at blue over white is controlling the pants. Fuck man, i feel like such a dummy playing top so long and not controlling pants at all times

Did you put on weight at thr assylum?

 

[FadeLess]

i stopped making them after @Concrete said the swiss one I made was crap

Its fine lad, i understand. Cheers

 

[EOW]

Evening all

First off congratulations @frenzy on getting the new job, really happy for you.

Just remember professionalism first, OF's second


2nd of all love the flag AV's, reminds me of when we had all the monkey in football kits AV's

Ladddddddd!

@WEO

It's so beautiful, it brings a tear to my eye.

@Tobago Jones @WEO

Who let @Tules into team Nigey? He's cursed in terms of footy support. Summer is my time off from supporting the same team as him.

It was not me, he invited himself.

We don't need him jinxing us imo

 

[Concrete]

Now I feel bad.

 

[Kadafi]

unfortunately. idk why i was so thirsty for this stupid ass belt, now i just get bullied by the same brown belts that used to offer advice and my fucking wrists are killing me constantly

Yep, that's when the real pain begins.

 

[wang xiangzhai]

@wang xiangzhai I still had the file open so I just did it!

if anyone has any other requests, lemme know whilst it's still open

Domo Arigato!

 

[Chules]

Its fine lad, i understand. Cheers

See @Concrete

you did this

 

[Chules]

It was not me, he invited himself.

We don't need him jinxing us imo

so you're saying to get rid of the av?!

nnnnnnnnnnnuuuuuuuuuuuuu