Futbol Prem Thread 23/24 v18: A Mad Ending

[Possum Jenkins]

Erling Haaland in a sport bra and blonde wig. What a sight

Some woman's ball control > Haaland's

 

[Deffid]

I just googled him and this guy is 27? What are they doing? This is the sort of thing you do with a 20yr old, still learning / green keeper.

Not every team has Neuer tbf. Whenever Neuer decides to retire, they will get Nübel for free and won't be pressured to overpay on the transfer market.

 

[Rawex]

Some woman's ball control > Haaland's

Even if he does not score, teams need to put 2 cb's on him to stop him. As seen in the clip you posted. This creates space for Grealish, Foden, KBD, Silva etc to try attack that space or try long range shots which they did last night against Real. Rudiger was great aswell.

Sure his link up play or play making abilities are not as good as say Benzema or Kane.
But at end of the day he is old school pure finisher and keeps defenders occupied thus creating space for City's extremely skilled midfielders to do their thing. Another thing is KDB out sick/injured, losing Mahrez and Gundogan who operated more centrally and feed the ball, where as Grealish and B. Silva are more wide but last night didnt really get the ball to Haaland.

So this talk about Haaland being league two player is something we usually see from Dailyfail or the Sun.

Ps: not saying Haaland played well or anything but we gotten too used to Cristiano and Messi scoring a goal per game (or better) for a decade. That is not simply doable for anyone else.

 

[Jonathan Utah]

@Croaker @Da Speeit In Humanities today, my professor brought up communism and Karl Marx. First thing he said about Marx was that he was Jewish. He might lurk /pol/

 

[Croaker]

@Croaker @Da Speeit In Humanities today, my professor brought up communism and Karl Marx. First thing he said about Marx was that he was Jewish. He might lurk /pol/

Should have started with how he was a selfish and massive piece of shit IMO

 

[BroRogan]

@BroRogan so only one more year of Nübel

@BroRogan elchapohansahake.jpg

I'm cool with that. Main thing is he's playing here next season - and maybe we can play our wonderkid Seimen afterwards

I just googled him and this guy is 27? What are they doing? This is the sort of thing you do with a 20yr old, still learning / green keeper.

Still has 8-9 good years in him if he stays healthy. No big deal with a keeper. Also as Bayern don't wanna get rid of Neuer til the very end lol smart decision. Win-Win-Win

 

[BroRogan]

@BroRogan elchapohansahake.jpg

MAYBE after the VfB - Bayern game in a few weeks

 

[Ignicious]

MAYBE after the VfB - Bayern game in a few weeks

What's your top 3 Quality Street favourites?

 

[BroRogan]

What's your top 3 Quality Street favourites?

Saw @650lb Sumo 's post but as I'm not familiar that - I don't have any, let alone top 3. Sorry

 

[BroRogan]

Vamos! Auf geht's! Allez!

 

[Rawex]

Good luck @Deffid

 

[Kung Fu Kowboy]

Wow. Barcelona must be popular here. Usually I have a few different match options... but not today.

 

[Chules]

Good luck @Deffid

Where was my goodluck message yesterday?

Arsenal and chules hater confirmed

 

[Rawex]

Wonder how many beers and steaks/sausages has Deffid consumed already?

Anyway couple goal scoring bets:
Mbappe and Griezman to score
Asensio and Morata to score
Get on the action @helax

 

[Rawex]

Where was my goodluck message yesterday?

Arsenal and chules hater confirmed

Go choke on a bavarian sausage, can name him Harry. Maybe that helps Arsenal advance. As i mentioned i bet on Arsenal to advance (among other 3 teams) so would not mind if they do it.

 

[Rawex]

Wow. Barcelona must be popular here. Usually I have a few different match options... but not today.

Dont care about PSG but hopefully Mbappe scores 4 goals tonight, then Barca fans can shit their beds all summer long after they remember Mbappe is coming to Real.

 

[Ignicious]

Go choke on a bavarian sausage, can name him Harry. Maybe that helps Arsenal advance. As i mentioned i bet on Arsenal to advance (among other 3 teams) so would not mind if they do it.

I agreed with a liar

 

[Carl Drogo]

Who has the better chance of stopping Arsenal if Bayern bottle it?

Forza Barca? @Da Speeit

 

[Chules]

Go choke on a bavarian sausage, can name him Harry. Maybe that helps Arsenal advance. As i mentioned i bet on Arsenal to advance (among other 3 teams) so would not mind if they do it.

 

[Rawex]

Who has the better chance of stopping Arsenal if Bayern bottle it?

Forza Barca? @Da Speeit

Atletico probably, not only would they beat Arsenal but most likely kick the shit out of their offensive players (and not get carded for 85% of the fouls called)