Prem Euro 2024 Thread v1: Euro Madness Group Stage Edition

[LEWIS540]

You never split someone's skull open with a machete, golf club and axe though did you.

Never used a golf club, no.

 

[Chules]

@Arqueto @Carl Drogo

 

[Rawex]

The ten hour walk story isn't very plausible imo, but if he just died of dehydration where's the body? I must say I haven't really looked into this but superficially it seems something's probably up.

His last known location is 40km's away his hotel in very mountainous terrain. Really hot weather and who knows how much water he had, if any. Could have fallen somewhere where its hard to get to him and cant see the body or in a cave where he went to really dehydrated.
That or some drug related stuff happened and its a murder. Either way been a long time he has been missing, not looking good.

 

[650lb Sumo]

His last known location is 40km's away his hotel in very mountainous terrain. Really hot weather and who knows how much water he had, if any. Could have fallen somewhere where its hard to get to him and cant see the body or in a cave where he went to really dehydrated.
That or some drug related stuff happened and its a murder. Either way been a long time he has been missing, not looking good.

It's a fairly small island and they have search teams, including experts who can predict where people are likely to be, dogs, drones, helicopters (with infra red?), local and national police, the fire brigade and lots of members of the public helping and have been searching for days. I'm sure it's occurred to them to look in ravines and caves etc. I doubt he would go in a cave though. If I were dying of dehydration I would go downhill to find water. If you were calling for help in hot weather with no water how far do you think you would walk after calling? Probably not very far. Of course he could be in a hole or have fallen into water and been carried away or something but it's unlikely that they wouldn't have found him by now, and that's without all the suspicious texts and backstory etc. which have been mentioned above. Let's see what happens, I'm invested in this story now as well.

 

[Arqueto]

Let's see what happens, I'm invested in this story now as well.

Me too. I blame @The_Renaissance for getting us hooked

 

[Jonathan Utah]

Thank god this wasn’t in 2022 or last year, they would’ve helped Ukraine have a Cinderella run.

 

[Deffid]

Belgium manages to get hyped and then embarrassed every single tournament. Bums.

 

[Deffid]

I also read today that Slowakei and Rumänien are both qualified for the KO stages when they play to a draw. Wonder if it stays 1-1...

 

[Possum Jenkins]

These guys were like "Oh, it's impossible to have a shittier group than England's? Challenge accepted"

 

[The_Renaissance]

His last known location is 40km's away his hotel in very mountainous terrain. Really hot weather and who knows how much water he had, if any. Could have fallen somewhere where its hard to get to him and cant see the body or in a cave where he went to really dehydrated.
That or some drug related stuff happened and its a murder. Either way been a long time he has been missing, not looking good.

What you've said there is completely logical and the very assumption people would make in those circumstances.

So then why is his friend, who's out there with him,immediately claiming "he's being held against his will!?" That is like the LAST conclusion you'd reach! Who's got him, The Hills Have fucking Eyes?!

 

[Deffid]

@BroRogan is here

 

[650lb Sumo]

Bye Ukraine!

The first country to not go through to the knockout phase with four points.

 

[Arqueto]

Belgium are a bunch of big stiff dossers let everyone on Kicktipp down

 

[KOQ24]

Euros should go back to 16 Teams but money-grubbing UEFA will never do it.
There's solittle intrigue in these 3rd games

 

[BroRogan]

I also read today that Slowakei and Rumänien are both qualified for the KO stages when they play to a draw. Wonder if it stays 1-1...

Should've gone with more dodgy draws

 

[Deffid]

Should've gone with more dodgy draws

Couldn't pick the Ukraine to do anything well lol. But at least now we can witness all the germans crying about them going out with 4 points.

 

[BroRogan]

@BroRogan is here

WTF

 

[Deffid]

WTF

Due to the Guirassy news

 

[Ignicious]

Belgium are a bunch of big stiff dossers let everyone on Kicktipp down

I think I dropped points on all their games. Picked them to win against slovakia, then to lose against romania, and today.

Oh the points

 

[650lb Sumo]