Pre-Season Premier League Thread v6: Crazy Rap edition

[EOW]

Just been offered 4k upfront for 25 videos

 

[Revolver]

 

[LEWIS540]

Dude, stop doing this to yourself.

Aren't you a little too old and a little too English to be saying "dude"?

 

[Dr J]

Griezmann has signed a contract extension with Atleti, extending his contract until 2022 along with a pay increase.

Still not buying it.

<{cruzshake}>

 

[Almighty Angus]

Just been offered 4k upfront for 25 videos

That's $160 a video

How long does it take you to make a good video?

Let's say it takes you 5 hours, that's $32 an hour for a video, you're rich Weo

 

[Chules]

Just been offered 4k upfront for 25 videos

fucking get in!

glad to see what you've spent so long doing is bringing the rewards now

LAD

 

[Chules]

Aren't you a little too old and a little too English to be saying "dude"?

lol i never use dude

 

[Dr J]

@Kahl Drogo

Amateur baby makers, the both of 'em.

 

[Almighty Angus]

@Tules

 

[Almighty Angus]

@Tules Gonna tweet her and see if I can suck on her tits like she says in the movie.

 

[Bubzeh]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4586294/WWE-champ-Bray-Wyatt-wife-divorce-Jojo-Offerman.html

Bray's a fan.

 

[Chules]

@Tules

 

[Almighty Angus]

I would let her take a shit in my mouf

 

[Edwin]

A video recapping some of the millions Benfica has made over the years selling players who come out of their youth academy in recent years:

• Hélder Costa sold to Wolverhampton for €15m
• André Gomes sold to Valencia for €15m plus they got €2.5m for his transfer from Valencia to Barça
• João Cancelo sold to Valencia for €15m
• Ivan Cavaleiro sold to Monaco for €15m
• Bernando Silva sold to Monaco for €15.75m plus they got €1.5m for his transfer from Monaco to Man City
• Gonçalo Guedes sold to PSG for €30m plus they will get €7m if PSG decide to sell him to another club
• Renato Sanches sold to Bayern for €35m plus they get €45m for objectives completed with him
• Victor Lindelöf sold to Man United for €35m plus they get €10m for objectives completed with him
• Ederson sold to Man City for €40m

Pretty amazing.

Also that's just counting the talent that has played in their youth system, not counting the guys like Nico Gaitán, Ángel Di María, David Luiz and Nemanja Matić who didn't come up through their youth system, but who they brought for a quarter or less of what they sold them for.

 

[Good Ole Stannis's BBQ]

Curious are any of the England under 20s that won the World Cup playing the under 21s euros?

 

[Chules]

@Tules Gonna tweet her and see if I can suck on her tits like she says in the movie.

you can suck on mine if she says no

 

[Chules]

dis used to be one of my fave bands a few years ago before they went to shit



bae. lesbo doe. NTTAWWT.

 

[Chules]

@UltimateVictory

 

[LEWIS540]

Dude, stop doing this to yourself.

I don't care if we sign him. Don't care if we sign no one.

All I will say is that if his release clause hasn't increased it's fair to say there's a decent chance of him leaving next summer.

 

[LilMountain]