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Pre-Season Premier League Thread v6: Crazy Rap edition

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Are you a fan of ebony beauties?


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i got it going on my fone in crispy quality on full volume

im boppin to it
 
i got it going on my fone in crispy quality on full volume

im boppin to it
You listen to song in OP yet?



I met Dolly Parton in Tennessee. Her titties were filled with Hennesy.
That country music really drove me crazy, but I rode that ass and said, Yes, Miss Daisy!
Met this lady in Oklahoma; put that pussy in a coma.
Met this lady in Michigan; I can't wait 'til I fuck that bitch again.
Met a real black girl in South Carolina; fucked her 'til she turned into a white albino.
Fucked this hooker in Iowa. I fucked her on credit, so I owe her.
Fucked this girl, down in Georgia; came in her mouth. Man, I thought I told ya.
Met this beautiful sexy ho; she just ran cross the border of Mexico.
Fine young thing, said her name's Maria. I wrapped her up just like a Hot Tortilla.
I wanna get married, but I can't afford it. I know I'ma cry when she gets deported.
 
Needed ability to vote yeeer and I'm racist imo
 
You listen to song in OP yet?



I met Dolly Parton in Tennessee. Her titties were filled with Hennesy.
That country music really drove me crazy, but I rode that ass and said, Yes, Miss Daisy!
Met this lady in Oklahoma; put that pussy in a coma.
Met this lady in Michigan; I can't wait 'til I fuck that bitch again.
Met a real black girl in South Carolina; fucked her 'til she turned into a white albino.
Fucked this hooker in Iowa. I fucked her on credit, so I owe her.
Fucked this girl, down in Georgia; came in her mouth. Man, I thought I told ya.
Met this beautiful sexy ho; she just ran cross the border of Mexico.
Fine young thing, said her name's Maria. I wrapped her up just like a Hot Tortilla.
I wanna get married, but I can't afford it. I know I'ma cry when she gets deported.

i'll play it in abit
 
Top fred, very bootyful

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Has the buy-out remained the same?
The only guy who's reported on it, says the buyout clause is the same, however he's the same on who reported their was an agreement with United and that he was indeed leaving this summer and he isn't so that's to be taken with a grain of salt.
 
LIVERPOOL ECHO

  • Liverpool manager Jurgen Klopp is ready to go back to Southampton to try and land midfielder Dusan Tadic, despite having his fingers burned over Virgil van Dijk.




LOL
 
@Tules Messy has a long way to go to be on CR7's level, bae wise.

The man has run thru every beautiful girl on the planet


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