Pre-Season Premier League Thread v21: Top Striker Edition

[Chules]

 

[Partlow]

Down to just under 200lbs. Haven't been this light since my Marine Corps Days.

Jayden is gonna be on TV today. Called in "sick" so I could attend him escort the players out today.

The NYC/Chicago game? Rubbing shoulders with some boists, that's awesome

 

[wang xiangzhai]

shit friendlies = shit first game = shit

And now the Master, always jumping - with doves´ feet - from one discipline to another, turns to logic, and with a single equation, puts to shame C.S. Peirce, Gödel, Boole and all the bunch.

 

[Chules]

And now the Master, always jumping - with doves´ feet - from one discipline to another, turns to logic, and with a single equation, puts to shame C.S. Pierce, Gödel, Boole and all the bunch.

ffs

 

[Chules]

@Chris Partlow

 

[Chules]

@SebbeSwe



Sebbe when he found out he was on strike

Yes lad!

 

[Partlow]

Played some guy on feefa, I was United vs PSG. First 10 mins I was getting dominated, Dave bailed me out so bad. Then I got a counter and scored with Zlatan 15 mins in. Scored another with him right before half, my only 2 shots in the half lol. Second half was even, won 2-0

He quits in extra time before the game ends and sends me these messages

"7 players behind ball then counter... "

"Plus your ma takes it up the arse"

I didn't even touch any attack/defend settings lmao, just caught him bad on counters

 

[Partlow]

@Chris Partlow

Bob is a treasure

 

[Lethal]

@Tules and @UltimateVictory fighting, @Lethal didnt come through on @Rawex' blue name, I still don't have mod privileges, and the Premier League still hasn't started yet. My patience has worn thin.

Spoiler

Just in case anyone needs it for a pithy response, here it is...

@UltimateVictory? My first Mod pick as Admin? No way

Or is it @Rawex?

Dammit Rawex, what did you do now? (or not do in this case....)

 

[JaviBrewski]

The NYC/Chicago game? Rubbing shoulders with some boists, that's awesome

Yep. We're heading early to see if we can get signatures. Then he gets a full it and some other stuff.

 

[Chules]

Bob is a treasure

my name is bob. Leicester City fan since the 1950s. Nags Head regular. Proud ex-forces, Hard Brexit supporter & patriot. RIP Maureen, you were the one.

Maureen was his one true. his hae bae. his GOAT, the most beautiful woman to ever grace the Earth for him who was impeccable in all of her phases.

 

[Chules]

 

[Chules]

DT mad. His beard makes him look like ISIS lol

 

[Chules]

@Bones

 

[Peteyandjia]

@frenzy for mod imo

let's burn down this motherfukker

 

[Peteyandjia]

@Bones

That's actually a step up from running over pregnant women.

Well done Bones

 

[EOW]

@frenzy for mod imo

let's burn down this motherfukker

agreed

 

[Chules]

@frenzy for mod imo

let's burn down this motherfukker

agreed

lMAO you're both cucks

you're overestimating her ability to do anything on here

@frenzy gets rekt by me on the regz

she's finished

 

[Peteyandjia]

agreed

And you, what the hell happened to you? And right when you finally convinced me you were gonna make it as a mod.

 

[Peteyandjia]

@frenzy gets rekt by me on the regz

Frenzy would beat you in a fight irl