Pre-Season Premier League Thread v21: Top Striker Edition

[Chules]

 

[Da Speeit]

@Da Speeit @El Che

Sky sources being whom? The magazine in Paris that started this?

 

[frenz]

these friendlies decide whetehr to turn up or not for the main event

shit friendlies = shit first game = shit

shit fan cunt

 

[Chules]

@frenzy 'don't @ me' unless you look like this

 

[Chules]

shit fan cunt

shove your ozil shirt up yo pussy

guy is a fass

he can barely pass the ball

300k a week

dickhead

 

[frenz]

 

[Partlow]

Kind of inconsistent but when he's on one of the better wingers in the prem

Chicharito (13m) Hart (loan, City paying half wages iirc), Zabaleta (free), not a bad window tbh especially if the last isn't totally washed up yet

 

[frenz]

@Tules

 

[EOW]

me when @UltimateVictory inevitably replaces me for someone new on here

UV won't be the only one picking a Juve mascot

Spoiler

 

[Chules]

@Tules

i like his glasses

 

[Chules]

UV won't be the only one picking a Juve mascot

Spoiler

pic i was referring to last night. sexy beard/lacoste fleece/face combo

no doubt in my mind frenzy wants some

 

[frenz]

i like his glasses

is dat u

 

[Chules]

wood date WEO if he allowed it

 

[Partlow]

Brace for Michy, guess we know who the better ex Ligue 1 striker is today

Morata might head for Vitesse at this rate

 

[Chules]

is dat u

no but that reminds me, i need to buy some new glasses

can i order them off the net with my eye sight levels?

and if you behave nicely, i'd send you a crispy ifone 7 selfie but you dont seem to be behaving?

 

[frenz]

when ozil finds out all the shit @Tules has been talking

 

[EOW]

wood date WEO if he allowed it

<puh-lease75>

 

[Chules]

<puh-lease75>

you, dr j, deffs and uvee are in my top 5

 

[Chules]

diet update : so far so good today

on point.

 

[EOW]

you, dr j, deffs and uvee are in my top 5

poor @Nowhere Fast

poor @Carl Drogo