Futbol Pre-Season Prem Thread - 2. Edizione: Summer Mercato

[Arqueto]

The fuck is Sela?

At least the Audi Cup is a respectable brand

Don't even know what they do innit.

Some Saudi company

 

[Carl Drogo]

We look tired. Pretty sure Ange has been working them like dogs day after day.

 

[650lb Sumo]

Lol @650lb Sumo you have the same tourists we have. Some of those stickers must have been there a while, no?

I don't really know how quickly they deteriorate. The ones that have deteriorated so badly they are illegible, I don't photo. Some of them are probably over ten years old, but how long does it take for them to become illegible? Five years? More? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

How long till there's nothing left?

 

[Carl Drogo]

Kulu has blown 2 easy opportunities to assist Sonny. Get Neto the fuck in here...

 

[Arqueto]

@Kowboy On Sherdog we won the Sela Cup today bud. We're winning everything this year

 

[Carl Drogo]

Big Tel dive there

 

[Arqueto]

Get Neto the fuck in here...

He's gone to Chelsea innit.

 

[xtramob]

Besmirched

 

[Carl Drogo]

Muller is one crafty cunt. Watched him the whole time on that set piece.

Guy made a tremendous career with basically my athleticism (none). Golf clap. What a player.

 

[Carl Drogo]

Bring the kids on, tired of watching this same old bullshit.

We've played better THEN the scoreline reflects both matches but the pass out of the back goal errors make us look a bunch of knobs.

 

[Ignicious]

I don't really know how quickly they deteriorate. The ones that have deteriorated so badly they are illegible, I don't photo. Some of them are probably over ten years old, but how long does it take for them to become illegible? Five years? More? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

How long till there's nothing left?

I'm no expert but some of them fades quickly. The York one have been up for more than one year, at least. The german ones seems to hold up a little longer

Seen a couple new lately. Marler Jungs?

 

[xtramob]

Bring the kids on, tired of watching this same old bullshit.

We've played better THEN the scoreline reflects both matches but the pass out of the back goal errors make us look a bunch of knobs.

Needs to be sorted out before start of the season

 

[Chules]

@Arqueto @Carl Drogo

Spoiler: Bonus

 

[Jonathan Utah]

 

[Chules]

 

[Carl Drogo]

Just realizing Ange fielded Davies instead of Ashley Phillips...fuck this shit man


Skipp is fucking washed as well, it's time to go

 

[650lb Sumo]

I'm no expert but some of them fades quickly. The York one have been up for more than one year, at least. The german ones seems to hold up a little longer

Seen a couple new lately. Marler Jungs?

I don't think I've seen a Marler Jungs. I must have got most of them by now. Of course Deutsche Technik is superior.

I have noticed that almost all the foreign-registered cars in the UK are Dutch or German for some reason (wherever I've been, ever). Obviously excluding Irish ones in Northern Ireland. Lorries can be from lots of countries though.

 

[Chules]

@650lb Sumo @Carl Drogo

Swansea lost 1-0 to Middlesbrough

 

[Chules]

Spoiler: Mario 🎶

 

[Carl Drogo]

Bergvall assist