Social Powerlifter vs Chimpanzee

[Sweater of AV]

@Sweater of AV simping for chimplets incessantly proves he is a shill for big monkey

Those hairy little retards stand no chance against the average 6'8 350 sherdogger with chastity belt and goggles

Listen here, you can. You're barely able to take a bath without drowning.

Toss a chimp in there with you and it's game over.

 

[Brampton_Boy]

It's crazy to me how people think a human can beat up a chimp. Do you have any idea how insane their reflexes and agility are?

Watch this video of how chimps launch themselves through the trees in pursuit of a bonobo monkey. The speed and coordination required to do that is unreal:




The second documentary is an amazing watch. I highly recommend it to anyone who has even a passing interest in primates.

 

[facePuncher7]

I saw a video years ago of a *small monkey* running by a guy and scalping him swiftly in the process.

I think a human sized ape would destroy a human easily, regardless of if they had maxed out their human physical potential.

 

[Natural Order]

Chimps being even smaller than I initially thought only makes my argument stronger. You guys are ridiculous thinking these things are monsters. They're not tigers or bears.

You're out to lunch on this one bud.

Spoiler: KNEE IT IN THE HEAD

 

[ferrisjso]

Their power cannot be fully measured by physical strength tbh. Its really the total lack of empathy and them trying to rip you apart when the human wouldn't know how to begin doing the same vice e versa. Thats the problem.

 

[AGGAMEMNON66]

I gotta be honest, the more I think about this the more I just think it’s next to impossible for a human -even a large strong human- to murk a Chimp. The biggest issue is how soft our tissue is, their grip strength is so ridiculous they can tear us apart like paper.


And that’s another thing -while a Chimp may only be two times the overall strength of an average human.. things like their grip strength (which they will use in a fight) are probably 20x stronger than a human.. even a ‘power lifter’


No way a human -even a well trained and strong human- stands a chance here.

 

[Bballfan123]

Ripping someone's head off by someone that strong is easier than you might think. And it makes your stomach turn. Did for me. Not that weapon beheading is easier to deal with but after a few it becomes matter of fact.

You personally saw someone rip someone's head off with their bare hands?

 

[Bballfan123]

It's crazy to me how people think a human can beat up a chimp. Do you have any idea how insane their reflexes and agility are?

Watch this video of how chimps launch themselves through the trees in pursuit of a bonobo monkey. The speed and coordination required to do that is unreal:




The second documentary is an amazing watch. I highly recommend it to anyone who has even a passing interest in primates.

Nah bro ill just armbar it. Jiu jitsu. Im 200 pounds

 

[surgeyou1]

Chimps are literally built different from us. Mentally and physically. As soon as a chimp grabs you onto you, it's going to do whatever it wants. They literally swing their 100lb+ body from trees all day every day. It's just a different level of strength.

 

[aunshi189]

Teeth allowed - chimp wins
Teeth banned - I win
12-6 elbows banned - chimp wins

 

[Mr. Snrub]

I wonder how a powerlifter or MMA fighter on crack, meth, or PCP would fare against a chimp.

 

[CHUTE_BOXE78]

You personally saw someone rip someone's head off with their bare hands?

Yes. But almost like a Mata Leon choke. From behind. The executioner was at least 250 lbs with not much fat, drinking/doing coke, and the other guy was tortured for days. Probably weighed 150.

 

[CHUTE_BOXE78]

I wonder how a powerlifter or MMA fighter on crack, meth, or PCP would fare against a chimp.

Worse.
Lifter = heart failure
Fighter = no way let's hangout with hot human women, scare em away because it got addicted and eventually all was lost.

 

[Possum Jenkins]

What makes him the authority on the subject? He's never fought a chimp.

I have provided a real life example of an untrained man beating the shit out of a huge chimp with a log. And a log is a clumsy weapon too. I doubt the man was very fast with that log.

So if you remove the log but make the man very strong/athletic/skilled, I think he stands a good chance.

People mention the savagry but they're forgetting that animals can be savage but their equally likely to be giant pussies too. Many animals give up and run away the minute they get even slightly hurt, or frightened, or confused. They don't have any qualms about running away. If you convince them that it's risky to fight you, they'll often retreat.

I agree. Too many people are overrating chimp strength. They're also speculating about all the insanely brutal things they COULD do, as if their fighting/hunting are a big mystery.

There's lots of footage of them hunting and killing and yes, they're strong, but they're not wolverine, honey badger, or alligator-level brutal or strong. Any time they're tearing an animal up the animal is much smaller and it's several chimps doing it.

And yeah, that one lady got completely disfigured by one but she was something like 60, and a woman. That's one of the most frail category of adults there are.

 

[Sweater of AV]

I agree. Too many people are overrating chimp strength. They're also speculating about all the insanely brutal things they COULD do, as if their fighting/hunting are a big mystery.

There's lots of footage of them hunting and killing and yes, they're strong, but they're not wolverine, honey badger, or alligator-level brutal or strong. Any time they're tearing an animal up the animal is much smaller and it's several chimps doing it.

And yeah, that one lady got completely disfigured by one but she was something like 60, and a woman. That's one of the most frail category of adults there are.

Hey Copernicus. The guy you're "agreeing with" literally posted a video of an adult human male getting decimated by a single chimp and almost dying.

Peak Sherdog. "I could beat up a chimp and a grizzly on the same night."

 

[dirtypablo]

Lol at anyone thinking they could beat a chimp in a fight. It's not just their strength, but overall explosiveness and the brutality of a wild animal attacking. I've seen some pretty nasty fights in my day, but I've never seen a human jump on another and rip their fingers or nose off - look at what happened to St James Davis. Little old ladies aren't the only ones who have been absolutely mauled by chimps.

 

[Blayt7hh]

I always laugh at this shit.

There's never a better time to max out on bench than when a chimp rips your face and arms off and runs away with them. These studies provide nothing of real value for what would actually happen if a man had to fight a chimp.

A chimp never got touched by my jab

 

[Possum Jenkins]

Hey Copernicus. The guy you're "agreeing with" literally posted a video of an adult human male getting decimated by a single chimp and almost dying.

Peak Sherdog. "I could beat up a chimp and a grizzly on the same night."

Yeah, some stick figure-looking African. The premise of the thread is chimp vs powerlifter, not chimp vs an average Joe.

I'm not saying it's a breeze for the powerlifter, I'm saying it'll be close. A lot of you guys are treating chimps like they're tigers.

 

[Unknown Pleasures]

Only one way to find out. Book it Dana!!!!

 

[Sweater of AV]

Yeah, some stick figure-looking African. The premise of the thread is chimp vs powerlifter, not chimp vs an average Joe.

I'm not saying it's a breeze for the powerlifter, I'm saying it'll be close. A lot of you guys are treating chimps like they're tigers.

Lol. This was your statement:

Any time they're tearing an animal up the animal is much smaller and it's several chimps doing it.

And yeah, that one lady got completely disfigured by one but she was something like 60, and a woman. That's one of the most frail category of adults there are.

While still hilariously wrong, you're at least inching closer to reality by now considering the premise of the thread.