*** Power Slap Championship Discussion MEGA THREAD ***Power Slap 9 Thursday October 24@9pm EST

[Pancake Sprawl]

WTF does finna mean? I am seeing this fooking word everywhere and its starting to grate. Bloody youth.

it's urban slang for "fixing to" which in itself means "getting ready to"

 

[Jon's Drug Dealer]

From making people power slap their genitals to her softcore porn, to power slapping John Dodson's wife.

 

[Pancake Sprawl]

She would make more money on only fans dancing in panties.

plot twist: she's already been on OF for years now and she does a lot more than dance in her panties for money.

 

[Crash-override]

you're about as smart as brick. It all Makes sense now. You're on the spectrum

 

[PaddyO'malley]

From making people power slap their genitals to her softcore porn, to power slapping John Dodson's wife.

Mad inspirin' ahlie

 

[pātrēärkē]

No need to get slapped for money when you can get ________ for money
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[PaddyO'malley]

you're about as smart as brick

 

[El Fernas]

No need to get slapped for money when you can get ________ for money
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Has she uploaded the good stuff to her OF? Asking for a friend.

 

[BabyBlue_Bomber]

I don’t think I would tune in to see that even if they were naked…

Though I think it would be interesting to see all the waves and ripples that would move throughout their bodies after taking a slap to the face…

 

[RedDevilFan]

plot twist: she's already been on OF for years now and she does a lot more than dance in her panties for money.

God Bless you for the breathtaking information. Do i need lotion and some paper napkins before I visit the site.

 

[TheTribalQueef]

Looking OLD. I can't beleive paige vanzat is 30 now.

 

[TheTribalQueef]

Thank you for the breathtaking information. Do i need lotion and some paper napkins before I visit the site.

I could kindaaa see saying that about 10 years ago but now, eeeeeeeeeeeh......

 

[PaddyO'malley]

Paige's full debut match:



Solid turtle brace but gyal nuh have di roll timed correctly ting a flinch each tayum Rod Alivi culd show her how tho yute di master at di ting

 

[PaddyO'malley]

Bro does NOT bench 420 but I'll believe 315 at best either way I tink bro got it

 

[StonedLemur]

Fam mans fluent inni di Canadan language no translator needed BIG MAN tingz

I hate that I love and I love that I hate you, but at the end of the day I would certainly sit down with you in public and buy you a beer...and I don't even drink lol

 

[AL-Tappo McSnappo]

PVZ gwaan fi di KO tomorrow morning



Cliffs:
-Gyal workin' on her offense, tryna get di knockout fi certain
-Lots of nuances inni di defense department but she workin'
-Learned a lot in her last outing finna capitalize wif better strats

Ting is Mrs. Dodson lifts so ting prolly be a factor




Don't forget to watch di ting bring oot di Lucky Charms or egg whites if u tryna get shredded cuz ting at 9am LAX/12pm TDot



So what 6ixdog tinkin'? KO or nah?


Paige's debut match:

Spoiler: Match

Paige fell off, not so pretty no more.

 

[PaddyO'malley]

Paige fell off, not so pretty no more.

She's inni di awkward phase not young but nuh MILF age neither give di gyal like 5-8 years fi ripen broski

 

[RedDevilFan]

I could kindaaa see saying that about 10 years ago but now, eeeeeeeeeeeh......

At this age she can still be entertaining on Onlyfans, like playing touch football in the nude with a dildo up her butt, but it looks corny. I am not there to look at vagina or bikini pics, I want to laugh and enjoy my time.

She also looks like she lugs around her ugly husband into the garbage, so that is a full stop. She does look like she was hit with a pot at this age though, but her lips are still glistening.

 

[Neck&Neck]

Only people who know Toronto can really understand Paddy
They really speak like that out there

But back on topic, I’ve seen PVZ doing freaky ish, and her poonpoon is busted
So I’m out fam, she’s on the decline heavy

 

[Crash-override]

As smart as brick and nerdy as peewee
That's a keeper right there!