Power Slap 7! April 12 9pm EST/6PM PT PBP discussion thread!

[Slapjit]

Dana spent too much time thinking about gloves instead of how to fix the rules in Power Slap.

 

[BEATDOWNS]

The only way to win is by DQ

 

[pātrēärkē]

Turp missed by 15 lbs? lol. what's that about

 

[linvillegorge]

Bruh missed weight by FIFTEEN POUNDS??? LOLOLOL

 

[BEATDOWNS]

War Turp Daddy



this dude is an animal..Got that Dawg in him.

 

[BEATDOWNS]

Austin Turpin fucking rules man

 

[BEATDOWNS]

The bearded bitch!

 

[linvillegorge]

Not gonna lie, I literally busted out laughing when they showed the announcer. He's not bad at his job but I did not expect him to look like that.

Like a Mexican Alfalfa

 

[linvillegorge]

 

[Kung Fu Kowboy]

Where is @BEATDOWNS with the gifs?

 

[linvillegorge]

Weird reffing. Other fights called when dudes looked alright and Wolverine was literally mid-wobble and Herzog like "you're good". I like it but it's not consistent.

 

[pātrēärkē]

Another slap that looked fine. This shit is just way too inconsistent

 

[linvillegorge]

That's not clubbing. Wolverine is slapping him in the eye every time and they don't say shit.

 

[BEATDOWNS]

Same exact fight as last time Turpin hittin harder but Wolverine doing more damage.

 

[pātrēärkē]

Turp Daddy!

 

[BEATDOWNS]

Fuck Yeah I told Ya'll Turp Daddy would KO the bearded bitch!

 

[linvillegorge]

These guys gotta fight the ego. Stay down and get your shit together. You have a ten count for a reason.

 

[BEATDOWNS]

55,000 watching

 

[Slapjit]

I forgive you Turp, we good

Final picks for da mandem after sum tinkin':
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******MAIN CARD******

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MATCH 7: Turp vs Wolverine "Ron" Bata (HW...Turp missed weight so LHW title ain't up for grabs):
Turp ends him late, prolly 4th rd 5th rd KO. Not clean cuz bro got a chin but #PowerSlap all aboot safety

MATCH 8: The Bell vs Ryan "KoK" Phillips (HW TITLE):
Ryan Phillips by soul slicer rd 2 fam, Turp finna jump the line UFC style and buck for da HW strap

Go ahead and bet fam, das free money

What I say tho?

 

[TempleoftheDog]

How the fuck does a person miss by 15 pounds? Did he even try?

And he’s being a douche considering he missed by that much. What a clown.