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Press Release from the Affiliated Leaders of the Opposition For Both Sides (ALoTOFBS) Super PAC
Are you tired of having your vote under appreciated? How about over promising sleazy politicians? Well we have a solution for you. Choosing the “lesser of evils” may seem like a responsibility you just have to take… but not any more! We at ALoTOFBS are tired of both sides just like you. Analyzing policy positions and having the backbone to support a candidate is asking too much! With this election, we call on you to protest this facade from the deep state. With the option in choosing none of the candidates in “Other” (allegedly), you will help bring down the old guard who don’t appreciate you and bring in a new revolution of wise unbiased empty-minded individuals. Don’t vote left or right this election. Vote other.

(ALoTOFBS is an undisclosed super PAC. Donors and Board Members will not be disclosed now or in the indefinite future.)

 

[idrankyourbeer]

So encouraging @idrankyourbeer to drive votes away from @luckyshot is the solution?
You’re not fooling me with your cloaked maneuvering.. that’s like an endorsement from the black Israelites or the KKK.

i might just have to start handing out some "klansmen for luckyshot" t-shirts and yard signs just to try to turn this around.

 

[LMP]

@MetalGearTrump is the official candidate of The Deep State. Anyone caught not voting for @MetalGearTrump will officially make the list.

 

[AWilder]

Losing to other, lmao. Just quit the forums.

 

[LMP]

Losing to other, lmao. Just quit the forums.

@Other are you going to let this sort of slander slide?

 

[Andy Capp]

So encouraging @idrankyourbeer to drive votes away from @luckyshot is the solution?
You’re not fooling me with your cloaked maneuvering.. that’s like an endorsement from the black Israelites or the KKK.

Whatever you say, "cigar" sucking guy.

 

[Andy Capp]

Press Release from the Affiliated Leaders of the Opposition For Both Sides (ALoTOFBS) Super PAC
Are you tired of having your vote under appreciated? How about over promising sleazy politicians? Well we have a solution for you. Choosing the “lesser of evils” may seem like a responsibility you just have to take… but not any more! We at ALoTOFBS are tired of both sides just like you. Analyzing policy positions and having the backbone to support a candidate is asking too much! With this election, we call on you to protest this facade from the deep state. With the option in choosing none of the candidates in “Other” (allegedly), you will help bring down the old guard who don’t appreciate you and bring in a new revolution of wise unbiased empty-minded individuals. Don’t vote left or right this election. Vote other.

Typical, coming from a guy who would leave me in suspense about what in the actual fuck is special about Galveston, Texas such that "The 409" is a thing. Torturous bastard; who should follow your lead?

 

[LMP]

Typical, coming from a guy who would leave me in suspense about what in the actual fuck is special about Galveston, Texas such that "The 409" is a thing. Torturous bastard; who should follow your lead?

It's hard to swim with lead boots

 

[Mr Holmes]

Typical, coming from a guy who would leave me in suspense about what in the actual fuck is special about Galveston, Texas such that "The 409" is a thing. Torturous bastard; who should follow your lead

 

[idrankyourbeer]

vermin supreme is promising a free pony for anybody who votes luckyshot. come on people get them ballots in.

 

[idrankyourbeer]

i'll do you guys one better. you vote for luckyshot and i will give you a free blowjob (no homo) on any day of the week that does not end in y.

 

[LMP]

i'll do you guys one better. you vote for luckyshot and i will give you a free blowjob (no homo) on any day of the week that does not end in y.

So tomorrow?

 

[idrankyourbeer]

So tomorrow?

piss off troll.

 

[LMP]

piss off troll.

Tomorrow is always tomorrow. The day that never comes. Chill out fella

 

[LangfordBarrow]

piss off troll.

Get that chapstick ready

 

[44nutman]

@Gutter Chris has been known to piss on his knife right before he stabs you with it. He is a Michigan native, a fellow old school wrasslin fan.
To be the man you have got to beat the Gutter Chris and his piss soaked blades, because he is the best thing going today.

 

[44nutman]

Also we need a better Ric Flair smiley. Do I need to call Dana White personally to get it done or can a Mod peel themselves away from The Sherdog Corporate Gym and Strip Joint to make it happen.
Let me know either way

 

[MetalGearTrump]

@MetalGearTrump is the official candidate of The Deep State. Anyone caught not voting for @MetalGearTrump will officially make the list.

You heard it here first folks! The Deep State Union has endorsed MY campaign!

Someone within the Deep State must really like me. The very first step to reforming this forum is a TOTAL reeducation of the Deep State players, led by none other than my administration.

I gladly accept this great honor and highly sought after FULL THROATED endorsement from the Deep State.

 

[MetalGearTrump]

I HATE TAYLOR SWIFT!

 

[LMP]

You heard it here first folks! The Deep State Union has endorsed MY campaign!

Someone within the Deep State must really like me. The very first step to reforming this forum is a TOTAL reeducation of the Deep State players, led by none other than my administration.

I gladly accept this great honor and highly sought after FULL THROATED endorsement from the Deep State.

All we need right now is 8 truthers to come and vote for your boy here. We are making a list, camps are being built as we speak for those that oppose @MetalGearTrump