Post your favorite mma quotes

[BEATDOWNS]

Solemn " I do. I do let you bang" as a response, was actually even funnier.

Just when you think it can't get anymore awkward! ha ha

 

[Mohawk Banditó]

"So we're throwing spinning shit now?"
"Yup! Th-tha.. yeah, we're, I'm doin wh-wha, ya know .... yes I am."

"I hope to God you come ready, because if you don't, I'm going to beat you into the living death."

 

[Iron Nick]

"YOU FOOL! Shut up, man!" - Kimbo Slice

The timing of it gets me every time:
Coker: "Kimbo? a few words?"
Kimbo: "I just wait till i get asked some questions."
Coker: "Okay - Dada?"
Dada 5000: "Listen, i think each and everyone of you guys,.."
Kimbo: "YOU FOOL! Shut up, man!"

Timestamped:

 

[Ether13]

“Believe, conceive, achieve”

 

[robbie]

1. Conor McGregor - "when people fight me, they turn into panic wrestlers" prior to Conor doing sloppy TD attempt vs. Nate Diaz and getting choked out...
2. BJ Penn - "to the death Georges" prior to quitting on the stool in between R4 and R5 vs. GSP
3. James Vick - telling Justin Gaethje he is "the Homer Simpson of MMA" prior to getting brutally KO'd inside of 90 seconds. Vick was 13 - 1 and on the rise going into that fight and Justin essentially ruined his career, never the same figher...Justin stole his mojo...
4. Michael Johnson - calling Gaethje an "inbred retard and who did his mother have sex with, her brother?" prior to getting blasted by Gaethje

 

[7 others]

"Ohhhhh!!" - Brogan

 

[DLX]

Don't fear me...

...Fear the CONSEQUENCES!

 

[HI SCOTT NEWMAN]

All the Tank Abbott ones..

 

[DLX]

"I eat my shit WHOLE!"
~ Michael Johnson

 

[Mohawk Banditó]

"YOU FOOL! Shut up, man!" - Kimbo Slice

The timing of it gets me every time:
Coker: "Kimbo? a few words?"
Kimbo: "I just wait till i get asked some questions."
Coker: "Okay - Dada?"
Dada 5000: "Listen, i think each and everyone of you guys,.."
Kimbo: "YOU FOOL! Shut up, man!"

Timestamped:

Royce looked uncomfortable, but Ken loved every second of it.

 

[Iron Nick]

Royce looked uncomfortable, but Ken loved every second of it.

To quote someone in the comments: "Royce be like: why am i still alive?"

 

[rzaraze]

I didn't want to get punted.

Josh Barnett after tapping for what seemed like no reason against Cro Cop

 

[Bruce Lee666]

 

[Mohawk Banditó]

To quote someone in the comments: "Royce be like: why am i still alive?"

Fuck, combined age of those guys was like 183 at the time. I wouldn't be surprised if any of them were thinking that

 

[AllDay97]

No fucking way there is three pages with out Harold

“ if you’re comin on then come on”

 

[WhosTheBoss]

“I’ll be an active champion”

-Conor “can’t defend” Mcgregor

 

[Dirge]

Right foot, hospital, left foot morgue.

 

[Klaavical]

 

[omawho402]

"Tell another jackal story"

 

[Sweater of AV]

"I trainy, I eaty, I sleepy"

"Very fast, vroom, vroom"