Possum breaks into bakery.... gets too fat to get away

[AgeofEmpires2**]

Time to play whack-a-mole with a sledge-hammer. The kids can all run in for the jelly afterwards.

 

[Kevin Rudd]

I found one in my school gym once, it was dead and riggamortus has set in. So I did what any young stupid teenager would do, I hung it by it's stiff curled tail on the chin up bar.

Good times.

 

[Awesome Possum]

You raaaaaaang?

mmmyes..?

 

[Stringer Bell]

That doesn't look like a possum to me...

is what i know as a possum

I like theirs better than ours. Can we trade?

 

[pinger]

Needs a "I REGRET NOTHING" writing on the picture.

 

[WorldofWarcraft]

 

[Loiosh]

Needs a "I REGRET NOTHING" writing on the picture.

 

[Zookeeper Gabe]

Lol. Opossums aren't that ugly. I've worked with some cute as hell and quite friendly ones.

Now possums are even cuter though. Look at that fat diabetic fuck

 

[Flemmy Stardust]

 

[CrazyN8]

Those creatures scare the piss outta' me. They usually chill all night outside my window like they're waiting to eat me..

Don't kid yourself Timmy. If given the chance a possum would eat you and everyone you care about.